We finish our Ebening uv Kulcher wif a Grand IgNogUrAwl Bawl. Deh vuvuzela takez deh stage.
Ahoy, Picklolz!!!! Wii iz heer tu sillybrate deh election uv owr smileez!!! Let mii introduce deh fine smileez u haz chozen. Plz to holding ur applause until awl uv dem haz been introduced. *az eech smilie am introduced, hii or shii walks or danses ontu deh stage and and wavez tu deh crowd, then stands while deh rest am introduced*
Ur noo Prezzie Dent, ; and VEEP,
Gran Maester of AKORMS, BOIsay
Chairman uv deh Eekanommynickel Rekubberee Planz, or ERP,
Komisar ub Brayn Sukkaje,
Potentate uv Potent Potabolz,
Gran PooBah ub Paraides,
Gubbern-MENTAL "Transparency" Obersyte,
IRS Tax Kolleckshun Kommittee,
Boisterous Offishul Energiez Kommishun oar B.O.N.K.,
Lakka Integritty An Remoarse (LIAR) committee,
Hed ub hour DeePart Mint ub Helff,
Hed uv d CIA,
Hed uv d FBI,
Hed ub Nashunawl Seekyoority,
Hed ub da Faught Police,
Hed ub Reptilliyun Affairs,
Hed ub Amped Phibbian Affairs,
Co-Heds ub Enfooziazzm, and
Hed ub Nashnul Apternoon Pause (NAP) Bored,
Head uv the Sleepytyme Aktiviteez Kommittee,
OUR LAST GRATE HOPE,
I iz berry pleased tu introduce az bof Minister ub Swagglol AND ChairKat of Chair 'in!!
And finally and most gratefully, urz truly, Hed uv Kulcheral Affarez,
*Awl uv deh elected smilies bow and the crowd erupts intu enthusiastic applause*
* motions fur silence* Thank yoo!! Now, on behalf uv awl uv us here on stage, I would like to akknowlege a berry special guest. SirNativeCa, come on up here!!! Nun uv us wud b here wifowt yoo!!! Thank yoo, our most benificent creator frum deh bottom uv ower digital s.
*SNC steps up on stage*
*Deh crowd leaps tu its feet and deh roar uv applause and cheering can b heard around deh whirlld.*
*wen deh thunderus applause dies down, deh vuvuzela steps back to deh microfone.* Now, ebbreewun, put ur dansin' shooz on!!! Let's Dance!!!!