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eHominy Post - Serena Pussycat

Boops: 7

Hello there, my name is Serena Pussycat. I’m seeking a seenyur tom kitteh 4 kashwul frenship uv relaxing, fun tymes awn mai mom’s frunt porch. Aim nawt tellin mai eggzact aej, butt(!) itz taykin mii 13 yeerz 2 git mawm sew rapped arownd mai paw dat sheed gibz us annyfing wii wawned. Boalz uv kreem fresh frum d farm. Katnip shii groze hursewf. Batbat toiz. Reel turkee fedderz. Sofft pillerz. Toona joose awn anteek sawserz. Mai oan porch swing 2 shaer wif d ryte jennulman kaller. Tawl playsis 4 nappage. Hugz nd petz galoar butt(!) doant git inny ideer uv moobin in awn mai teratorry, kuz mii n mai mawm kannawt B sepparatid. Wii kin habz d BEEG FUN!! Eat nomz, sleep, nap, streeeetch, lick d playsiz ai kant reech nd aill lick yorz. Nd den yoo goaz HOAM! Sew, lotza funz wif noh kommitmintz! Hoo kud ask fur anyfing moar?

In mai furstest glammer shot, yoo kin C mii doin wut duz best, steelin s.

Serena Glamour

A laydee needz hur byootee sleep. Sew, nawt up til10:30. Serena sleeping

Surching d ryte plays 4 d 10:35 nap. Serena searchin

Perfekt!   Serena napping

Poarch swing, wich aim willin 2 shaer.

Serena porch swing Sew, Kall me?  Wee kin swing da nite awae!

Text By Serena Pussycat; Pics by Tortiemom77

Aug 18, 2014  7pm

eHominy Profile - ZANE

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ZANE

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Hay, I’m Zane … I lib wiffy free udder cats an two slavvering kwazy monsters.  Ifinksew dat da beeg uglee blakk wun iz blakkmaylin da Hed Hoomin – udderwize why keeps her?

Iz a laid bakk dude – I jest wanna relaz an eets and snugglol wiffy a kewt kitteh gurl.  Da gurls kittehs heer am OK – butt moer like mai sisters … Altho … Iffn der am NE gurl kittehs out der hoo mite be interested in halpin me kleer da haus ub da undeezirabobblols – well…… I wood nawt object.

Soooo … Iffn yoo am ups furr sum slavverin monster eradicashuns followed by noms and snugglols – Kall me … K? 

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Zane ... Member since Aug. 14, 2014

eHominy Profile -- Pebbles

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PEBBLES

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Hallo... Mai name is Pebbles – I izza 6 yeers olds cow kitteh and I lib wiffy a crazy ole Lady goggie Nameified Lady Jane and wun udder gog – I hab no ideer wot hims name is … an free udder kats.  Da odder kats am s – dem amma frayd ub da gogs.   But yoo jest hazza ta look ‘em inna da eye and keeps yer kool.

I lubs to goes outside and chase Chippy monks,  rollin around onna da dribeway ore jest sleepin inna da sunz.   Mai mom sez I izza dare debil – butt I jest like being ups ohai an lookin down on stuffs. 

I iz lookin furr a calm but darin kinda boi kitteh, hoo will beez a gud huntin partner – butt hoo weel awlsew kno wen it is tyme to go away an leebes me alone.  I nawt like to fite, but I nawt a poosh ober neeffers …I liketa cuddle, wen I feels like it, butt no uvver tymes ..  Just lookin furr a kazuwl kinda fing – I no like to be smuffered.

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Pebbles … member since 8/12/2014

An eHominy Submission

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Ohai, my name iz Topper and I like pinny gigs. My hobbeez awr shouting andtumbling. Wen I'm wif my fambily, wii slide and cook tugevver, and wen I'm wif my fwendz, wii like to chomp and eat, espeshully wif my fwendz GM and Roofie. At teh end ob teh day, I go tu a bathtub in Neverland Ranch, lay down, take orf my do-rag, and tuch my tail fevverz weneber I yam melon chollie. I yam lookin' foar uh racoon hoo likes loosly eggs and diapers and  juice oranges and bipedal fossilz, and hoo iz nawt awfrayd to fart and lurch wif mii. If yew awe evolved, plz let mii know by leebing uh cigarette awn da toenail, and I will bii shur tu git bak tu yew.

 dis ohaily accurate profile wus prepared fur Topper bai  Sir NC & deh Flannellettez 

 

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eHominy Profile -- Spencer

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SPENCER da Big Boi Goggie

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Hallo, Mai name is Spencer – I izza Beeg Boi Googie.  I am 4 yeers olds and I lib wiffy a crazy ole Lady goggie Nameified Lady Jane and 4 Kats – sew yoo knows dat I haz payshunts and a sence ub hoomer. 

Der am two Hoomins inna dis haus too – Mama, hoo amma gud mama, butt her am krazy too,  An den der iz da teenyajer gurl – she am da KooKoo – butt I lubs her bestest ub awl.

So, iffn yoo amma krazy, kooky kinda gal lookin furr a cool, calm and collected kynda guy – den yoo iz lookin furr mee!!  Butt, nawt to worry – I haz mai kooky syde too. 

Wee kin chase da skwirrls togeffer and play tugs an jest run round and bark… ore wee kin chill out layin onna out bakks wiffy our feet wabin ina da air – iz all gud furr me…

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Spencer … member since 8/10/2014

Baysay's eHominy Profile

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Roofie cawlz mii Baysay (BYE-sigh).  Shii sed it meenz lublee.  Erm..

Um.. ahma skwrrlie adn ai lib inna park in san fwansiskoe.  Um, ryt nao, ahma mommeh tu a buncha ob kyoot lillol babbehs.  Dey am stiwl dwinkee momma's miwlk, butt(!) ifinkso demz start nomming fud neggz munf adn dey bee groed awp s bai foggeh buum buum tymz (forf ob juulai).

Ai liek running fastfastfast fru teh treez, biziting Roofie, nuts & sunflar seedz, kuul kleenzie waddurz, pink roses, grayps n sweet froot, rubbing mai chinnie adn mai belleh onna wuudin raylz, planking in teh shayd inna kwyet.

Sumtymz wen ai bizzits Roofie, wii juss kwyet.  Aye sit awn hur knee oar in hur hand adn nom treets butt(!) wii nawt tawk.  Sumtymz shii gibbs mii nut budder mixt awp wif almund miwlkie.  Wun tym, shii gayb mii a baff.  Mai fur woz awl poofeh adn tuu shinee fur wun hoal week!!

Umm... 'oofie sed gunnersmama knoez a nice shii cawlz Boisay...

gigglol gigglol

 

 

LOL bai Roofie

May 9, 2014.  2 pm

Lookin' Fur Lubz

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Breaking News - Adventure Cat Lookin' Fur Lubz

Ohai, mai name am Bud.

I iz a ornj (but nawt Poyzin) tabby-boi wif a sweet disposition.  I can haz rescueifyed twu catless peeps 4 yrs ago and haz successfully trained dem to open canz uv gushifuds, cleen deh litter box, and taking mii fur walks.

Fur deh rite kitteh-gurl, I will gibbing lotsa purrz, headbonkz and wash-wash-washingz.    I lubz rolling in deh sunnyshines, climing treez and chasing lizzards.

Plz tu contacting mii if u am looking fur a walk on deh wild side!

eHominy Posting

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ANNOUNSINGMINT!!!!

Our Berry own and wunnermaus gunnersmama has openid upz a noo YLOLz Dating Serbice -- eHominy.  Dis Serbise am to find lubs furr da kittehs an goggies (ore burdies or ratiies or skwirrliesor  whatsoeber yoo hab...) ub da YLOLz peeps ... Jest submittify a pikky and der profyle an we weel doo a speshul postee (in addishuns to da nermal wuns).  Yoo kin show deez to yer aminales and dey kin finds lubs ---

DA PREMIER MEMBER OF  eHOMINY  AM .....

Da LUBBERLY ARIEL!!!

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Hi. My name is Ariel. I am a charcoal and white tuxie girl who loves catnip, Temptations and walks on the beach. I was adopted as a kitten by a bad family who left me outside and neglected me for four years because they got a nasty little Jack Russel dog. But I am a survivor and am spoiled rotten now. I live with an 85 lb. mass of slobber and shedding named Henry.

picture and submission by gunnersmama

April 23, 2014  2pm