*Tayks tray obertu boofay an heepz it wiff wingz an fride cheeze an abukkit ub bloo cheez fur dippin.*
Git enny dye it coak? Godda watch mai gurlish figger....
Yeah, dun mind losing, but this isn't even any fun tu wotch.
I wuz at least expecting tu see a game. Dis is just stupid and sad.
There's a cupplol of hours of daylight left. Gunna go wurk in the yard.
Why she mad at you? I guess it takes a while before she recongnizes that you are her new person. I send her a chin skirtch through the innerwebs. If she is nawt up to it, she can save it until she is more comfy. *skritch*
no tellin how longs it will taek herr to figger dat owt... NE wae - -I iz glad i shutted da door -- eben iffn mai guys wuz nawt beetin on her I finksew dey wuz InnTroodin inna her purr sonawl space -- witch rite now amma circle bout 4 feet wide alla rounds her ....
Weerd -- Da Ducks coash or wot eber -- nawt da balbee wun - da wun (Brad Lauer) remindz mee ub mai ex-huzzbind * tern an spit* -- sew -- nuffer gud reezun to whoop doze ducks ...
My bruvver living in Cheek Ago will be in Suffra Bull [daaaa Bulls! alsotewazwell] aftur dis gayme! Good fing ai'm onna Facey buch high ate us, so ai doan hafta see alla hiz "HAWWWWWWWKS" poasteses. Since our Sainted Louis ♫ Blooz bowed out all 2 twirly inda endless series of ing serieseses, wee St. Loozeeuns had no in diss fite--- 'sept fer rooting fer da Midwest oaber da Wet Coastals, I guess... But, given this iz alsotewazwell basebol seezin, it'z hard fer a St. Loo Easy Wun to root fer Cheek Ago in ennyfinn!
We didnae see mutsh ob da game, becuz our Cardinals gayme wuz alsotewazwell onna broadkast teevee am very vary rare fing, since we hab da K-ball tv]. We had a free-ower rain dee lei!!! And den da Cards wurr ahead one to fer sevral innings... Sew, when my kidlet went to watch da rest uv da gaym in himz room, I dared to switch to catch some nooz an a hockey uppydate. I sware, I was only gone from our hometown boi, Joe Buck, foar a few minutes! But when neggst I checked in on da baseball, doze blasted Dodjurs had skoared foar runs! Followed by a 5th one and den some more poaring rain! Stoopy kards are da z uv gibbon away leeds.
All ob witsh bringz to mine, maestro SNC, we could reeely use some sporadic smilolees! Like da only foar uvver spoarts, like baseyball, football [u.s. & soccer]... unless ai'm missing sumfing de in da short coads list? Ai fowt of trying to embed a photo of a cardinal/redbird, but dee instructions seemed too intimmydating to dis techno-noob... And I is much too old to be dating timmy!
Oh, fankeez! Datz some fast servus, Sir! Ai could serntnly unnerstand iff yoo wanted to take a day oar tew to recubberify... from da game and from da deep friar!
Hmm... Nawt nessessarily teem logos [esp. wiffout dee eggspress written consent of da respektib comishiners ... ) But sum simplol wuns mite wurk-- like a Jen-Eric cardinlol [altho I noze if dare are enuff of us cheezpeeps in St. Loois to make it wurfwhylol? ] Anna Bloo Jay [same kwestshun about T'rono membership here]. An it'lol be irrelephant until neggst seezin, but a musiclol note in da cullr blue would symblolize da Bloos [da teem and da muzik!]... An a litlol bear cub az a Cubbie --- and alsotewaswell da werdz bear/bare? An red sox and wite sox an-an-an... But dat makes fer a long-long rode ob codifying, right? Becuz dare am a LOT of sporadic teems, in Norfe Murrka alone, and den dare are all da Ozzies an UKers, about which ai noze nuffing!
Oh! Well gee whiz, I can't see to get there (frum hooz tawkin).
SUMwun didn't gib da LOL a title.
My bad!! Didja kiss himz furry lil ?
I prefer tu leeb dat stuff tu da professionalz. Sew, weneber yew awr reddy tu gib da crowd yor expert demonstrayshun, go rite ahead.
O, SNC, ai haz hadda no shun 4 a sympleefyd verzhun uv mai happitaylz . Doing the 2-fur-1 "ackshun figgyoor" with flippy taylz myta bin 2 hard. Aisle send it 2 U seppritlee (as long as U R lookin fur werk theez dayz. snerk!)
*passes owt beerz foar awl da fans
GO DUCKS!!!!
Ohai, SNC!
National anthum.
*Grabs a cold one*
GO HAWKS!
I dunno I wuz
- I faught her
were gunna pop out!!
Ohai Peej. *offers PJ uh lawng neck brewski*
Am der NE
? Maebee sum 
s an 
z?
Fuuuuuuu.......
Gud ideer SNC!! Den
z nawt hafta lissen too us.
*pours anudder beer for PJ and EM*
Cheers! *clink* Good luck!
Good luck too yoo too ...
You too!
😳
*Clink*
Y duz dis nawt show ups in a da LOL list?
Now it duz ...
Itsa page, notta post (a.k.a. LOL)
Is hard furr mee to find. I hazzta go to whooz tawkin an clickk der. Karnt jest refrosh cuz dat nawt werk furr mee nebber
It shows up in the menu
Ah
GRRRRRRRRR! I'm gunna kick me sum ducks right in thayr taylolz!
Nawt to worry SNC!! Da Hawks am taekin kare ub dat for yoo. Yer walcome!!
GOAL!!!
Ha ha ha! Just wait!
Am dey gunna get Anna to gibs dem da Heimlikk during da brake??
Well, thay awr playing like a buncha gurlz.
I suppose likking their heimz wood be abowt right.
forgib me Lawd foar dat comment, and bless teh pygmies in Gnu Guinea
sew yoo sayin dey playin like a buncha virgin gurls?
nawt NE moer der nawt ........
again Lawd...Pygmies...Gnu Guinea
Dey gots a Powerz Pla!!
Maebee dey had bad clams???
AYe'z confuzzlolled -- i faught der wuzza Dukk penalty --
Well -- dey gotted wun ... *pat pat pat*
O-I-C -- boff are downz a man ... ora raffer Hawks am down a man an da Dukks am down a .... well... a dukk
WTF --- 4 mens onna Free duck!! No matters -- pee ree id iz ober
Ayefinksew i iz awl alones now ....
I'z bak. Just realized iz pro'lly nawt uh guud idea tu get awn teh tractor.
Mae Anna weel doo her job dis tyme ... dey hazz skored free inna row afore
Wut evs. I hab no idea wuts been happening.
Dun care. Shood hab neber gawt tu dis.
*plays foozball in da bak ob da splortz bar*
PP!!
Wot Didja sez dis mornin?? Da Hawks wuz jest purty Boiz? Well ... Boi wuz dat a purty shot!!
Well, I hope yew twu awr happy. My grandotter iz crying nao.
Didja yell too loud?? Ore maebee frow sum stuffz?
Silleh gurl ....
Just like her aunty EM.
1/3rd time. *Rolls in a tray of peeking duck*
Mmmmm dat dukk wuz nice a krispy - frum da burnin it wuz gibbon.
I hoap EM gits indigestyun
heh heh heh heh!!!
Der bedder get Anna reddy!!
*deep fries awp sum buffalo wings, taquitos, mozzarella stix & fried mushrooms*
*restocks teh buffet*
OoooooooooooOOOO dats rite yoo gots a deep frier ...
*Tayks tray obertu boofay an heepz it wiff wingz an fride cheeze an abukkit ub bloo cheez fur dippin.*
Git enny dye it coak? Godda watch mai gurlish figger....
*Hans bwings GM a gallyun jug ub Dieet coke*
Fanks Hans. Heer...siddown rite aside me an tayk a lode awf
...
Pepsi! No Coke!
Cheezburger Cheezburger Cheezburger.
Cheeps??
cheeps - no
!!
yoo still shur yoo nawt kno hoo yoo wanna root furr GM??
*Lines up shot glasses for 2/3rds time festivitees*
glasses for the end of the game* 
*Lines up
*Shakes up the champagne bottle* 😎
aiefinksew SNC mite need sum
rite now ....
*stuff self wif fried foodz*
*considers opening an ice cream buffet*
Heer...gibs (mmmmm...gibbs) deez fyoo toiz tu cheering yur liddol grandottir up.....
Fanks aunty GM!
*click*
yoo dun wotchin SNC??
Yeah, dun mind losing, but this isn't even any fun tu wotch.
I wuz at least expecting tu see a game. Dis is just stupid and sad.
There's a cupplol of hours of daylight left. Gunna go wurk in the yard.
*pat pat pat* Iz sorree SNC ... Bye bye ... wii weel be missing yoo ...
Wuz dat yu kliking da teebee awf??? Du whut ai duz wen hartborked...
EET CHONKLIT CAEK
mmmmmm ... karn't wii eet dat wen iz happi too???
*CHOMP*
Iz gud looks kinnawt kills cuz her hazz been gibbon mee sum FEERSE
z
Why she mad at you? I guess it takes a while before she recongnizes that you are her new person.
I send her a chin skirtch through the innerwebs. If she is nawt up to it, she can save it until she is more comfy. *skritch*
Gabby am madz at ebberybuddy rite now.... she am NAWT a Happi cat
I spoze her nawt kno dat its dis
place orra "shelterz" ware der wood bee eben MOER 
She ownlee had wun mama for awl dem yeerz..den..she gits
ed wiff no 
in her finnerz......
She wun lukky orfink tu finding EM!!!!!
no tellin how longs it will taek herr to figger dat owt... NE wae - -I iz glad i shutted da door -- eben iffn mai guys wuz nawt beetin on her I finksew dey wuz InnTroodin inna her purr sonawl space -- witch rite now amma circle bout 4 feet wide alla rounds her ....
maebee SNC am a beet happier now an nawt all
likee Gabby
Oh kewl -- Hawks getta PP ...
5-2
Ammit ober already?
Stoopy hawk missed an open net goal!! Now a Ducks PP -- with no goalie!!
onlee 45 sekkonds lefft ... Hurry ups clock --
5-3 - ducks score
Lemme know when it ober, kay?
Iz ober --
Weerd -- Da Ducks coash or wot eber -- nawt da balbee wun - da
wun (Brad Lauer) remindz mee ub mai ex-huzzbind * tern an spit* -- sew -- nuffer gud reezun to whoop doze ducks ...
Ahhh...congarats awn yur teem's win.
Ai sees dat yu gibs (mmmmm gibbs) da saym saloot tu YUR ex hazbin alsewtuaswell....
Lerned it frum yoo!
Aaaaaaand its ober !!
*Pops champagne cork*
*Dose ee doses* Hug? Wat?
*Throws cormfetti*
*Happeh danse time*
Conga
tu awl da Blackhawks fans! 
Sincerely! In a cupplol ob daze, I'll bii rooting foar teh BHs rite alawng wif dem.
For now...
*grabbs SNC and gibs heem a BEEEEEEG
*
M'kay. I feel a liddlol beddur nao.
hab a nuffer wun!!
C'mon Peej!! Gibs SNC a beeg wet sloppy smooch!!
(Ida maid it hyoojer, butt 350 am mai limit awn sighs.....)
NO -- DONUT EETS DA POUTY BOI!!
*grabs Peej and spins herr inna Circle*
*spin spin spin spin spin* WHOA!!! *dizzy dizzy dizzy* THUD
*Splat* 😯
*gigglolz*
My bruvver living in Cheek Ago will be
in Suffra Bull [daaaa Bulls! alsotewazwell] aftur dis gayme! 
Good fing ai'm onna Facey buch high ate us, so ai doan hafta see alla hiz 
"HAWWWWWWWKS" poasteses. Since our Sainted Louis ♫ Blooz bowed out all 2 twirly inda endless series of 
ing serieseses, wee St. Loozeeuns had no 
in diss fite--- 'sept fer rooting fer da Midwest oaber da Wet Coastals, I guess... But, given this iz alsotewazwell basebol seezin, it'z hard fer a St. Loo Easy Wun to root fer Cheek Ago in ennyfinn! 
We didnae see mutsh ob da
game, becuz our Cardinals gayme wuz alsotewazwell onna broadkast teevee 
am very vary rare fing, since we 
hab da K-ball tv]. We had a free-ower 
rain dee lei!!! And den da Cards wurr ahead one to 
fer sevral innings... Sew, when my kidlet went to watch da rest uv da gaym in himz room, I dared to switch to catch some nooz an a hockey uppydate. I sware, I was only gone from our hometown boi, Joe Buck, foar a few minutes! But when neggst I checked in on da baseball, doze blasted Dodjurs had skoared foar runs! 
Followed by a 5th one and den some more poaring rain! 
Stoopy kards are da 
z uv gibbon 
away leeds. 
All ob witsh bringz to mine,
maestro SNC, we could reeely use some sporadic smilolees! Like da 
only foar uvver spoarts, like baseyball, football [u.s. & soccer]... unless ai'm missing sumfing de in da short coads list? Ai fowt of trying to embed a photo of a cardinal/redbird, but dee instructions seemed too intimmydating to dis 
techno-noob... And I is much too old to be dating timmy! 
Noted. I will wurk awn sum sports icons tumorrow.
Oh, fankeez!
Datz some fast servus, Sir! Ai could serntnly unnerstand iff yoo wanted to take a day oar tew to recubberify... from da game and from da deep friar!
I gawt baseball, (American) football, basketball, soccer (a.k.a. football). N-E
suggestyunz? Team logos purrhaps? (warning: might nawt render well in smiley sizes)
Hmm... Nawt nessessarily teem logos [esp. wiffout dee eggspress written consent of da respektib comishiners ...
) But sum simplol wuns mite wurk-- like a Jen-Eric cardinlol [altho I 
noze if dare are enuff of us cheezpeeps in St. Loois to make it wurfwhylol? ] Anna Bloo Jay [same kwestshun about T'rono membership here]. An it'lol be irrelephant until neggst seezin, but a musiclol note in da cullr blue would symblolize da Bloos [da teem and da muzik!]... An a litlol bear cub az a Cubbie --- and alsotewaswell da werdz bear/bare? An red sox and wite sox an-an-an... But dat makes fer a long-long rode ob codifying, right? Becuz dare am a LOT of sporadic teems, in Norfe Murrka alone, and den dare are all da Ozzies an UKers, about which ai noze nuffing!
I'll see wot I can do.
[racket] (tennis)
[rachet] <~wewl, dassa tool aCkshallee
*starts decormayting da Splortz Bar*
*goze bak tu wurking awn pixors ob liddlol birdies* Thay am da hard!
Hey SNC!! Da noo lol wants to see yoo!!
Oh! Well gee whiz, I can't see to get there (frum hooz tawkin).
SUMwun didn't gib da LOL a title.
My bad!! Didja kiss himz furry lil
?
O, SNC, ai haz hadda no shun 4 a sympleefyd verzhun uv mai happitaylz
. Doing the 2-fur-1 "ackshun figgyoor" with flippy taylz myta bin 2 hard. Aisle send it 2 U seppritlee (as long as U R lookin fur werk theez dayz. snerk!)
Ohai TM! Fanks for reminding me.
*Looks around at all the new decorations*
Very festive!
Who hung jock straps from all the ceiling fans?
Oh, is THAT what's causing the
stenchmiasmfestive atmosphere in here?