Thriller_[/i]"]Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to share your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Hee! Bin trine tew figger owt haow tew embed a pixure wiv mai fone, cuddint seem tew git teh pixure URL korrektlee. Think ai finalee got teh hang uv itz!
Yep but dewin dat wai jus made teh linkee poast. Ai uze safari awn mai fone, figgered owt gotta dew dat den opin it inna noo tab, den kan git teh rite URL...
ohai NN! Dew u meen teh smylies? If u klik awn teh 'menu' button at teh tawp uv teh page, den klik awn wun uv teh 'shortcodes' opshuns it wil sho haow tew type dem
Sawry I haz nawt been arownd a lot lately.
I hab been lurking tho.
I just habn't been ablol tew brain N-E good commints lately.
Dunno wot's rong wif me.
Maybe it am dis low carb keto diet I hab been awn.
I fink it am messin' wif my finkin'.
Which am weird tho, coz I hab akshully been in a better mood since starting it.
Just start'd and still gettin' ober a liddlol tummy discumfoart, which isn't too bad, and to be eggspekt'd coz ai gawt no gall darn gall bladder.
Today am mom's burfday, an' I yam takin' her owt to dinnoms. Hoap dhey hab sum low carb opshunz, but it's akshully pretty E-Z tew eet low carb even wif regular meals IMHO. Just no bread, taters or sugars am a pretty good rool ub fumb, and I lurve awl kinds of raw green veggies and tomatoes and avocados dat I can haz substitoots foar da bad stuff. Foar eggsample (oh yeah...an' eggs, I can haz awl I want), if I wanna thik, joosy, cheezburger wif bacon and awl da fixin's, it's no pro'lum coz I just hab dem replace da bun wif a cupplol lettuce leafs, an' da fries wif sumfin liek cauliflower, oar mushrooms, oar (non-breaded) zucchini, or eben tomatoes again.
I eben fownd a sugar substitoot I liek cawl'd Erythritol. It's berry eggspensive (mmm...pawnders eggs again), but I can't haz my coffee wifowt sumfin, and I alsewtewazwell prefer sweet tea over plain tea.
Ah ha! So I'm nawt crazy...just gettin' there.
Ai fink iz probably just teh lack of sugar for me, but if it continyooz, den I'll probably go foar a T test just to be sure.
Ai am hopin to be able to maik sum lols wen (if) ai get fings figgered owt, not sure bowt bein able to submit dem... Ai dunt hazza computer aneemoar so jus gots mai fone fer teh momunt
Iz tricky awn a phone. I know, I hab tried it.
Worse comes to wurst, I can assemblol dem and/or submit dem awn yor behalf with the URL, captions & title...styling notwithstanding. Yew hab my emeow addy.
Fanks u! Ai kno u ar bizzybizzy so ai wil tri to figger it owt wen ai haz tyme. May be a lawng process, ahm nawt bery guud at figgerin stuffs lyke dat. Maybe, iffen awl elze fails ai cud emayo teh finishd pics to sumwun fer postin? Pritty sure dats wunna teh opshuns
Fanks fer trying PB, dat am nawt wurkin eivver. Dunno wai teh way aive alwayz dunnit wont wurk. Ai kannawt do teh burfday quokka posts iffen ai kant post pics
Ok, here am deh deal. deh image address has to haz a .jpg or .gif or .png -- usually, but nawt alwayz at deh end.
So wut I did wuz put a .jpg at deh end uv deh address and a following square bracket
Deh format am Square Bracket img src="address.jpg" Square bracket. deh only space in deh command am between deh img and deh src.
The problem appears to be the quotation marks.
Either the browser or wordpress is pairing normal quotation marks and substituting left and right rounded ones.
So they become an extended character (two bytes) instead of just one (Ascii decimal 34) which is the only one permitted in html source code.
Type ALT+0147 for left double quotation mark and ALT+0148 for right. ie Hold ALT down and tap the four digits on the numeric keypad (not the other number keys)
[evp_embed_video url="http://www.yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vikingkittenswww.albinoblacksheep.com.mp4" poster="http://www.yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vikingkittenswww.albinoblacksheep.com.jpg" template="mediaelement" /]
...
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to share your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
🍬🍬 is sweet
🍋🍋 are tart
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Ah ha!! Yesh!! I seeze eet!!![[clap]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_applause.gif)
ooo! we haz eet! nao how to maek uh spoiler title...anyone?
tyty
Use title="visible stuff" inside the square brackets
tyty speshully showin me on my egsampull, now me noes![[heart]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_heart.gif)
http://soccerstreamarena.com/2016/09/15/live-soccee-stream-06
http://soccerstreamsarena.com/2016/09/15/live-soccer-stream-06/
acestream://33e20323d6bb106cf30580770ecd1008eda2f7d0
http://hlsevent-l3c.med1.foxsportsgo.com/ls02/foxsports/2016/12/11/Seahawks_at_Packers_20161211_Pico705/3500K/3500_complete_adbv1.m3u8
http://hlsevent-l3c.med1.foxsportsgo.com/ls02/foxsports/2016/12/11/Seahawks_at_Packers_20161211_Pico705/3500K/3500_complete_adbv1.m3u8
http://hlsevent-l3c.med1.foxsportsgo.com/ls02/foxsports/2016/12/11/Seahawks_at_Packers_20161211_Pico705/800K/800_complete_adbv1.m3u8
Kewl
Hmm...dat has possibilities![[think]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_think.gif)
Hee! Tuckers!! Wat amm u dewing!!??!
Dey luks liek deyz battloling wiff der ahind fuuties!![[lol]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_lol.gif)
silleh Tuckers!!
Leg ressle! 1 2 3 goe!!!
*
if dis mite kom owt a liddlol diffrunt*
![[transform rotate=90 flip=no]tucker[/transform]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_tucker.gif)
![[transform rotate=0 flip=yes]twerk[/transform]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_twerk.gif)
![[twerk rotate="1"]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_twerk.gif)
Mirror Tuckers!!![[clap]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_applause.gif)
Did u dew sumfin diffrunt tew git dem mirrord? Kawse ahm such a doofus it tuuk mee sebrel triez jus tew git teh oppysite whnz goin...
affer da rotate yoo kin adds flip=yes to gets dem to invert. Sooooo ... wunna da Tuckers an
and wun am flipped ![[transform rotate=90 flip=yes]tucker[/transform]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_tucker.gif)
regoolar
wiff sum da flipped looks dat saem - dats troo wiffy tucker unless also rotated ...
regular
regular loud louder regular
regular
regular
regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular regular loud louder regular
regular
THIS IS A TEST
Das work!![[clap]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_applause.gif)
Find me

Test
42!
Correct! Teh kwestion wuz...Which smilies nao show awn da gnu Shortcode page dat were previously hidden?
Hee! Me so smartyiklol!![[derp]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_derp.gif)
Test Edit
Success!
WordPress emoji test
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line1
New test 🙂 inline
line3
lin4
:whiterussian:
:burrito:
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:bear:
Dis am a test uv posting a poll in a comment.
oooo.... It works!!!! YAY!!
Finally!
YAY!!!![[woot]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_woot.gif)
Butt .... Yoo nawt posteed dem NEware.![[pout]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_disappointed.gif)
Hee! Bin trine tew figger owt haow tew embed a pixure wiv mai fone, cuddint seem tew git teh pixure URL korrektlee. Think ai finalee got teh hang uv itz!
\o/ I jest holds my finner down til I gets a Menu an den klikk "copy" den pastee dat inna da [img src ... etc
Yep but dewin dat wai jus made teh linkee poast. Ai uze safari awn mai fone, figgered owt gotta dew dat den opin it inna noo tab, den kan git teh rite URL...
Huh. Aye safari too an it werks.![[shrug]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_shrug.gif)
I holds my finner on a da pikky. Nawt da webpage spawt ....
Wat kinda fone u gots? Myne amma
-fone, dunno if dat maiks a diff...
Aye hazza
fone two. Amma Miss Terry
how u meke dem thiggies
peese tellz mi
dey onlee werk here -- nawt other sites.![[sad]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_sad.gif)
Did ai mess up mai akownt sumhow or iz aneewun elze nawt seein any noo lols sinst ten pee emm Sat nite?
Nope. Da Whappities messed ups an nawt poots up noo wuns. Aye do sum now.
Hay, Whappities!
You awake?!!
How bowt now!??! ![[boop rotate="0"]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_boop.gif)
Fanks EM! Ai fowt si borkd fings!
nope --- aye wuz jest sleepin awn da jawb ...
Testing...SNC testing Niser's user account.
ai did hoap owr frend 'Niser wuz vizitin tho
Ohai picklolz!![[ohai]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_wave.gif)
Sawry I haz nawt been arownd a lot lately.
I hab been lurking tho.
I just habn't been ablol tew brain N-E good commints lately.
Dunno wot's rong wif me.
Maybe it am dis low carb keto diet I hab been awn.
I fink it am messin' wif my finkin'.
Which am weird tho, coz I hab akshully been in a better mood since starting it.
Just start'd and still gettin' ober a liddlol tummy discumfoart, which isn't too bad, and to be eggspekt'd coz ai gawt no gall darn gall bladder.
Today am mom's burfday, an' I yam takin' her owt to dinnoms. Hoap dhey hab sum low carb opshunz, but it's akshully pretty E-Z tew eet low carb even wif regular meals IMHO. Just no bread, taters or sugars am a pretty good rool ub fumb, and I lurve awl kinds of raw green veggies and tomatoes and avocados dat I can haz substitoots foar da bad stuff. Foar eggsample (oh yeah...an' eggs, I can haz awl I want), if I wanna thik, joosy, cheezburger wif bacon and awl da fixin's, it's no pro'lum coz I just hab dem replace da bun wif a cupplol lettuce leafs, an' da fries wif sumfin liek cauliflower, oar mushrooms, oar (non-breaded) zucchini, or eben tomatoes again.
I eben fownd a sugar substitoot I liek cawl'd Erythritol. It's berry eggspensive (mmm...pawnders eggs again), but I can't haz my coffee wifowt sumfin, and I alsewtewazwell prefer sweet tea over plain tea.
A frend is on teh keto faw two years nao nd appears normlol
butt(!) but purrsonalolity has def changed. Not as strong on her bike, either.
Ah ha! So I'm nawt crazy...just gettin' there.![[wink]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_wink.gif)
Ai fink iz probably just teh lack of sugar for me, but if it continyooz, den I'll probably go foar a T test just to be sure.
Testing...SNC testing Chris10a's user account.
Unsucksessful first use uv foto editing app iz
Looking foar dis?

http://www.yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/say_nothing.png
Bravo!!!
Ai am hopin to be able to maik sum lols wen (if) ai get fings figgered owt, not sure bowt bein able to submit dem... Ai dunt hazza computer aneemoar so jus gots mai fone fer teh momunt
Dunno yet bowt chaingin teh font culler er iffen deres speech bubblez an so awn...
Ai can pro'lly dew dat foar ya tew, wif direkshuns.
Iz tricky awn a phone. I know, I hab tried it.
Yew hab my emeow addy.
Worse comes to wurst, I can assemblol dem and/or submit dem awn yor behalf with the URL, captions & title...styling notwithstanding.
Fanks u! Ai kno u ar bizzybizzy so ai wil tri to figger it owt wen ai haz tyme. May be a lawng process, ahm nawt bery guud at figgerin stuffs lyke dat. Maybe, iffen awl elze fails ai cud emayo teh finishd pics to sumwun fer postin? Pritty sure dats wunna teh opshuns
test
42
Testing...
Can ya see me now?
Wuz u spozed tu being inviziblol??
Sorta...trying owt sum VPNs tew see if I can disguise my IP address.![[grin]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_grin.gif)
![[curse]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_curse.gif)
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[img src=“ https://dynamicbusiness.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/canva-photo-editor-826.png”/%5D
[img src=“ https://bgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-cat.jpg?quality=70&strip=all&w=782”/%5D
It needs a space between teh second “ and teh / , Bluesfan. Ai has had teh same problem 😉
Fanks fer trying PB, dat am nawt wurkin eivver. Dunno wai teh way aive alwayz dunnit wont wurk. Ai kannawt do teh burfday quokka posts iffen ai kant post pics![[pout]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_disappointed.gif)
[imgsrc=“ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9k8T73JdPltByOTI9zwQE7u3DYtFE2nCTqw&usqp=CAU“/%5D
lemme gib it a go and see wutz up.
AHA!!!
Ok, here am deh deal. deh image address has to haz a .jpg or .gif or .png -- usually, but nawt alwayz at deh end.
So wut I did wuz put a .jpg at deh end uv deh address and a following square bracket
Deh format am Square Bracket img src="address.jpg" Square bracket. deh only space in deh command am between deh img and deh src.
[img src=“ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNoFoDT2i40xTf9bAQbgL4YLQewb-4bSt6CA&usqp=CAU”/%5D
[img src=“ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNoFoDT2i40xTf9bAQbgL4YLQewb-4bSt6CA&usqp=CAU.jpg”/%5D
deh first and third wunz haz a space between deh " and deh http -- also deh haz no ending square bracket and extraneous %5D.
Nawt shur wutz going on wif deh sekkond wun.
Oooo, dat wun wurkt! Ai gotta git reddy fer wurks naow but will play arownd wivvit layter. Fanks fer ur halp MJ, EM an PB![[hug]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_hug.gif)
Ai jus fink iz super weerd dat teh way aive been postin awn teh site fer yeers suddinly wont wurk. Teh ownlee diffrunse iz mai fone
[img src=“ https://i.pinimg.com/474x/7e/d8/31/7ed831e48a9a703bf4d7755b5ece1165.jpg”/%5D
[ing src=“https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a3/29/c3/a329c3e33d5cb21950d456dfb7db25d2.jpg]
Iffen we git teh edit funkshun bak ai wil remoov awl my failurez, so az to maik ruum awn teh paige
I'm wondering if Akismet is censoring the html? I had entered it perfectly as per NC's Shortcodes instructions.
(Just musing to myself)
Sorry, can't use the new practice page as there are no comment fields to type into 🙂
ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!
*Runs tu editing room*
OK. It should b fine now.
Thx. I'll swap over soon 🙂
That was an http address (to the Australian Government's weather bureau 🙂 ) and I added the width field.
The problem appears to be the quotation marks.
Either the browser or wordpress is pairing normal quotation marks and substituting left and right rounded ones.
So they become an extended character (two bytes) instead of just one (Ascii decimal 34) which is the only one permitted in html source code.
Type ALT+0147 for left double quotation mark and ALT+0148 for right. ie Hold ALT down and tap the four digits on the numeric keypad (not the other number keys)