June 8, 2020. 7 am
Catville Redenbacher invents a noo popcorm flavur
We haddan oald, infreekwently yoozed coffee pot at werk taht sumthymes had teh "essence uv spider" feechurr.
Ai know a yung picklol
Who swallowd a spyder
It wiggled and jiggled
And tickled inside hur
Yore FAA-supplied coffee pot didn't have teh spidurr feechurr? File a greevince!
Deh FAA didn't supply our coffee pots .... wii had a "coffee fund" dat purchased deh coffee, pots, etc. using deh money dat wii paid into it. Wii could pay by deh cup, by deh week or by deh munf.
Come to think uvvit, dat's we had, alsewtoo. Ai wuz just beeing (nawt so) ufnee.
I remember wunst I decided to mess wif deh guy who tooked care uv deh coffee mess. I saved up pennies in rolls until I had $5 (wun munfs coffee dues). Den I got wunna dem rolls uv white-out. I wrote mai initials on tiny pieces uf deh white-out tape and stuck wun on each penny. Dis tooked mii 2 or three munfs, doing it fur a few minnits at a time during deh work day. Finally I had awl my pennies labeled and I dropped dem into deh slot in the top uv deh cashbox on deh day I knew hii collected deh coffee munnies.
Hii wuz stunned!!!!
Ooooh, dats jus eeeeevill!
Yup, datz mii!!
Ai hoap yoo lieked the guy, oar it wuz teh day befoar yoo left.
Wii wuz frendz.
U nawt wanna know wut I did tu mine enemies.
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