Might nawt even start well. Sew Ai decided to support teh local econnimy adn mebbee getta noo steed for teh stablol! Ai'm hard to fit, sewwwww CUSTOM! Teh hardest kwestchun for me iz wut colo(u)r to chooz Reply
Yesh, hi heel shooz on pedlols wud werk well Do nawt ferget a helmet, TJP! (It’s illegal tew riding wivvout wun in Oz). Reply
A bicyclol ??
Nao yoore tawking
Ai wood. luv to taek mai cat forra ride. Ai just doan't think taht wood tern owt well.
Ai tihnk yoo am wun hunnerd purrscent correct 😀
Might nawt even start well.
Sew Ai decided to support teh local econnimy adn mebbee getta noo steed for teh stablol! Ai'm hard to fit, sewwwww CUSTOM! Teh hardest kwestchun for me iz wut colo(u)r to chooz 
Duz u havva nyse, sensiblol byking owtfit lyke dat laydee awn teh lefft?
Moar liek teh laydee on teh right. It's still coald heer.
Oar were yoo axing pb?
Aifink u wud boff luuk luvlee innit
Yesh, hi heel shooz on pedlols wud werk well
Do nawt ferget a helmet, TJP! (It’s illegal tew riding wivvout wun in Oz).
Ai hazza helmut, adn all teh stoopy luuking cloaz, alsewtoo.
Deh floof on deh right am cuter dan deh floof on deh left.
Ai lyke teh gud, strawng, 1950s byke teh ladee haz, though