Feb 13, 2020. 10 am
> duz dis tent maek my luks big?
Dis am my Beatles storee … lass nite I wented ups to goes to bed and to brush my teefs. I pikked ups da toofbrush, put awn toofpaste an stukked it in my mouf. …. Den I wuz likee ack!!, wot am in my mouf (cuz der wuz sumpfink udder den da toofbrush in der….
I takes it out an it looks likee a peece ub black plastic. I fink dats weeird, den it wigglols!! I toss it inna da sink — it amma BEEG BLAKK BEETLOL!!! "WTF!!!!!!!!" I yells …
I flush it down da , wash my toofbrush, brush my teefs reeleeeeee weels an goes to bed. Da End. Yoo kin kalls me Beetlol Mouf, but I wood purrfurr iffn yoo did nawt.
Ai reely didn't need to reed taht Just haow big wuzzit?
purty beeg -- bout a inch ... I habs NO IDEER how I didnawt see it. Sowwee furr da yuck factor.... twas a noo eggspeareerince furr me.....
Wunnder iffn a kitteh found it for mee ...
yew sed cawl yew beedol mowf!
Butt, butt, ip yew dint notiss da beetlol awn yoar toofbwush when yew pud toofpaste onnit... haow yew knoed yew dint bwush yoar toofs wiffy any beetlol leggies stuck in yoar toofbwush???
aye fink sew him wuz clingin to da bakk, awae frum da brisklollies.... an he luked likee he had alla hims leggies wen i froo hims ins da sink ... AND!! I warshed dat toofbrush afore I brushed agin wiffy it.
AND I sed I wood purrfurr yoo nawt kalls me Beetlol Mouf ...
*JB stops by for lonsch brake*
Nawt so hungree ennee moar.
(Beetlol mouf )
A ninch? Haow'd it even fit? (doan't ansir)
Ur lucky hii dint haz a big horn!!
a bilt in dental pikk!
oh mai gudness, EM! Ai wudda shreeked! Fink ai wudda frowed teh beetlol tew teh . Dat wudda showed it
It... it wuzzent a cockroach, wuz it?!
Oh pleeze dear ceeling cat, NO!!
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