1. Topper puts it Airplane mode --- i.e. kills deh wifi.
      Hii also turns deh briteness down.
      And hii turns on deh Magnifying glass to super large so I can only see about three words.
      And hii hits deh button tu asking fur Microsoft help.

      Awl berry halpsful.

  1. There is a rare, and almost impossible comnbination of of keys which freezes the puter and makes the IT guys ask, knowingly "Does you has a cat?"


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