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      1. Apologeez in advanse fer teh whinin an teh lengfee anser...ai am bery konsernd. Ai haz bin wiv teh companee 15+ yeerz, in kurrint dept (wich am naow teh OWNLEE dept, uvver depts fayzed owt) sinst itz beginning, 6+ yeerz. Ai haz bin doin vizual produkt qualitee inspekshun, a sit down jawb. Ai am big purrson wiv bahd gneez/leggsis, uze a cane to wauk wiv. Kannawt stand up/stil fer long er charg rownd awl ober teh plaise.

        Dey haz desidid mai jawb iz no longur needid, dey fink produkt iz so guud kan be shippt direktlee to kustomer (bleev me, dere rong bowt dat). So mai jawb, az it haz bin wil nawt eggsist aftur dis munff.
        Dey haz 'redefyned' teh kwalitee jawb to inklude bowt 20x teh responsibilitee (fer teh saim munnies, uv korse) inkludin spesifikayshuns uv standin/movin rownd teh bildin taht seem to be direktid at me an a few uvvers. Alzo ownlee 10 postshuns. We kurrentlee hav 16 inspektors an teh jawbs ar alzo open to anee uvver employeez to bid awn.

        1. Alzo ai am lowdmouff whoo haz nawt hesitaytid to speek up wen fings ar rong/unfayre, ask awkward kweshuns an so awn, wich duz nawt indeer me to teh hyer-up. Ai haz bid awn teh jawb, uv korse but ai dunt fink dere am anee chanst in h*ll dey wil ebin konsider me fer it.
          An to maik fings wurst, teh few uvver jawbs ai haz thowt ai cud handlol fiziklee (ai kno ai kan lern aneefing dere, nawt rokkit syense) ar alzo bein 'redefyned' wiv moar/diffrunt rekwiremints

          1. Ai amma frayd uv endin up owt awn mai konsiderable a** affer awl dis tyme bekawse dey wil say dey no longur hav anee posishuns dey fink ai kan handle. An uv korse mai fizzikle problims wud maik it hard to try startin awl iber atta noo plaise, wich ai dunt want to try at mai aige

            1. Ai haz mai intervyoo tomorrow, dey am at leest intervyooin awl teh kurrent inspektorz, to maik it seem fayre, but ai dunt bleev dey ar reellee ebin konsiderin me er sum uv teh uvver long-tyme peeps. Faboritizm am rampint an ai haz neber bin wun uv teh fabored wunz. Mist uv us fink deyve alreddy desisid whoo iz gettin teh jawbs an ar jus trine to maik it luuk lyke dere bein fayre

                    1. BF sending hopeflol beems yur way
                      (Autocorrect suggests ‘beers’, wich mite nawt be a badd idea, too )

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