April 1, 2019. 1 pm
Majiklol..Ai spose dats wun wurd fer it...
I got mai brainium scanned today az part of deh screening process for deh Alzheimer’s research project I haz signed up for. Deh MRI peepz will sending deh results to the ALZ study peeps and I will wait to hear back frum dem. Dey didn't say ennyfing about mai brainium looking scrambled, so I guess I have successfully survived awl mai splorts.
I had to taking off mai clothes and changing intu a hospital gown. Dunno why -- dey didn't gib mii eny IVs or hook up any electrodes or nuffin. *shrugs* Deh scannification tooked about 45 minnits. It wuz berry noisy so dey gabe mii ear plugz and a headset wif radio music piped in. I laid flat on mai back and deh table slid mii inside deh giant donut. I had my glasses off and it wuz awl white inside so I couldn't focus on enyfing. I closed my eyez and listened tu deh musics and deh thumping and banging and whirring and clunking uv deh machineryz and didn't moving. Den it wuz finally over and I putted my clothes on and lefted. I stopped at Crakker Barrel fur lunch den at JoAnnz just bekuz I kud and now I iz home and gonna taking a nappage.
Hooray fer teh nawt skramblold brayniums! Guud to kno teh splorts ar nawt purrminintlee damidjin!
Dere am nawt a Cracker Barrell aneeware neer me, ai wish dere wuz, luuks guud awn teh kommershuls
whilol fond ob bikkies adn cheese, aifinkso ai wud want sumfing morr substanshul fur lonsch....
oh noes - Cracker Barrel habs "suvver fuds" and dey habs a store part too wiff alla da goffy chochkeys an assorted junks you cud wants. Den am yoozooly placed along da Ohaiwaes so peeps dat be trabbelin stawp. Izza a weird kinda 'Merican place ...
Cumfurt fuds, dey gots it!!!! nawt sew cummfee wen ai goe whey in a WW, dough!
I had chicken n dumplingz. Mmmmmmmmmm. Mommy!!
yoo wuz brave, mai leej! Ai wud be tew fritened tehy wud ship me to a home fur teh bewildered in sekkunds flat!
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