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  1. Hooman went owt todai.

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    Cats: "Hooman - 2 kweshchuns 1. are you buying toona 2. are ye buying chikken

    Hooman; 2 kweshchuns 1. whose phone are yew texting from? 2. do you still maintain you don't know where my new smartphone disappeared to?"

  2. we has had visitors today - hooman;s sister, husband an husband's 95 year old mother. Husband spent entire visit waching TV.
    Grandmother kept calling me Brian.

    what's the cat's name?
    Smudgie?
    What?
    Smudgie?
    Brian?
    No - Smudgie
    How old is he?
    Smudgie is a she
    What?
    Smudgie is a she
    What?
    she's a she?
    Brian is a she?
    No, Smudgie?
    Who's Smudgie?
    The cat here - hissing at you.
    Brian? Why is he hissing? Why are you hissing Brian? Why are you holding him like that? I'm not going to hurt him. No-one's going to hurt you - are they Brian?
    That's not why I'm holding her. It's not her I'm worried about.

    is this a normal visit?

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