All About Cats
Jun 5, 2017 7pm
Wen aye do it Iz awesum.
U nawt spozed to do it like u iz waiting fur a bus.
U spozed to do it like u iz watching a murder mystry.
Wiv ebree muskle akwiver, reddee tew spring inno akshun
A very table coyld spring...as it were.....
But u haz to hold it awl inside ... no one looking at u kin tell.
den how kin yoo tell Iz nawt???!!!
I iz a cat. I knowz deze fingz.
Cats adn sitting. Ai hazza rare day ob no paid werkitty, sew ai haz run errands in town adn choppeded sum wood. I haz juss finished a naice cuppa tee wen Murtagh hops on lap fur a beri rare lap-sit.
Me: excooz meh, but ai needs tew tidy adn cleen nao.
: Chin skritches. Nao.
Me: skritch skritch skritch...
Murtagh nd yoo bofe know hooz boss 😉
Wae to goes Murtagh!! Yoo knoo Mama needed a rest.
Back intew it nao!
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