Not if You're in Russia


By Jedi51

Β Kentucky Derby Day

Comment Race

Let's see if dis still works
I don't remember awl teh rulez, but yoo git credit for comminteeng awn dis LOL foar three hours frum da tiem it iz publish'd until da neggst wun am publish'd. Gnu commint fredz awr ah bit diffrunt frum nest'd commintz, and da persun dat commintz awr nest'd unner gitz credit too, and boopz awr recognyz'd. Thar may be otter fings, but basicloly N-E-fing yew duz in tha commintz makes yor horse go faster. - SNC


May 7. 2016. Β  4Β pm




                    1. Doze jokkiez gunna go thru LOTTSA googlies .... Dey ware a bunch an pullz dem off as dey gets muddeh.

                      Shud gets wind sheeld wipers

    1. Oh no, dis am nawt realy uh horse.
      Dis am my AA sponsor after winning da lollipop eeting contest at wun ob owr meetings.
      I'm holding my licker.

  1. Here am a mint julep ressipee from Walker Percy's short 1975 essay "Bourbon."

    You need excellent Bourbon whiskey; rye or Scotch will not do. Put half an inch of sugar in the bottom of glass and merely dampen it with water. Next, very quickly β€” and here is the trick in the procedure β€” crush your ice, actually powder it, preferably in a towel with a wooden mallet, so quickly that it remains dry, and, slipping two sprigs of fresh mint against the inside of the glass, cram the ice right to the brim, packing it with your hand. Finally, fill the glass, which apparently has no room left for anything else, with Bourbon, the older the better, and grate a bit of nutmeg on the top. The glass will frost immediately. Then settle back in your chair for half an hour of cumulative bliss.

      1. Misstake buy mee --- nawt in a da derby. Deed nawt wins. Dey sez him hadda dissappoyntin run an himz likes a longerer race to hab moer tymes to catch ups .... silleh

      1. Wut teh wut??? Where'd mai popkorms go??? Why is dere a karrot flying in mai fayce?

        Adn Ai said WATCHEZ teh show! I dont know how to ried a horsey! Which is teh frunt end? Where am teh reins? Oh noez!!!

  2. ooooOOOoooOoOOoO ... Kommershul tim eouts!! den dey gunna gits started!!!

    Wun poor gottid freeked out inna da rayne an mashed hims hed an fallid downz!!! Hee hadda skratch --

          1. Aiz rite heer

            Ai worsht lawndreez, dusted, vacuumed, preezintid lonsch, den worsht mii! πŸ˜€

            Nao ahm fiksin tu wotching da Golden State Warriors !

          1. OOOOOOoooooooh!
            Cawl it dirty pool folks, but dat last moob by EM poot her in frunt by ah noze!
            Dat schmoo awn da lips momentarily distract'd da cween,
            and EM slips past her at da finnish line.
            CONGRA RATS EM! Wut awr ya gunna dew nao?
            *shoves microfone in EM's face*

  3. Ooh, am it tew layt fur an Aussie entry? * runs arownd lukking fur mai *

    Wot dew yew meen, itz still in quaranteen? Johnny Depp put yew upp tew tihs, din't he?


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