1. Riiiiiiight!

    Lemme just make shur my wife am nawt dribing in a house coat first
                - California state law
    And lemme make shur dat my son am nawt riding hiz bike in a swimming pool
                - Baldwind Park, CA city ordinance
    And lemme make shur dat I hab a leest two cows before wearing deez cowboy boots
                - Blythe, CA city ordinance


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