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  1. Yeah. No. Gud, gud. Yup.

    Hm? Noe , aye dint shubb teh gnu kitten inna toob sock adn toss 'im inna lawdree hampurr. Nooo. Noap.

  2. Huh? Wot?
    No, no reason. I just...um...uh...I just gawt hoam myself. Yeah, dat's teh ticket.
    Wii shood look arownd and make shur everfing iz OK. And both act surprize'd wen it's nawt.

    1. wurkity.
      Boxing with Internet host.
      Chasing goggies dat hopped fence and went affur coyote.

      Teh fing abowt dat last wun, is dat Dot Dot Dot (teh rat terrier, and smallest) led teh charge.

        1. Dey showed off dat motley skinny ole Yoteh!! "..." iz prolly da feercest ub da bunch!! Doze lil Terrors am nuffin to mess wiff!!!

          Dey weel prolly be patrolin wiif a earnest now -- dat wuz how Pebs wuz when she was showin da fix da door -- her wood sittin onna da outside windersill an serbay her yard ...

      1. Aye'z been pakk pakk pakkin up da gurlie'z stuff to shipz her bakk off to kollij and recubbering and fixifin da stuffin inna da old ; sewin a liner furr big ole tall baskket her gunna uze furr a hamper ...

        Vaccoooooooomed Gabby's room - her did NAWT likee dat. Her leffed and den went bakk inna her boz castle wen I nawt lookin -- I ranned da Vaccoooooomrite up to da door -- Boy day floofy ole lady kin run ... Her furrgabbed mee ...

        I shud bee pakk pakk pakkin furr our trip nexx week -- leebin Chewsdae morin 7am flite to San Fran!! Da Roofay weel pick us upp atta da aeroport

            1. Aye has bean tryin tu tidy up a beet fur EM's & TK's bizzit. 😉

              Aye knoe fink ahm dewing az wewl az EM, thoe
              At leest owr hoam amma wee bit less cluttered.
              Butt(!) wii amz gonna habbs teh funfunfun! akoz iyam a fun & kwayzee guide
              Bullit Toorz wiff Roofie!
              Seymour Dan Yew Fott Pawsziblol Inn 1 Day!

              Hyuk hyuk, aye know haow menneh tiemz sye killt mai bff in hao menneh dustie nations!

              Butt... teh wurstiest fart am dat mai lillol princess Baysay wint kissing Joolai 7phff, adn ifinksew she got eetid bai teh red taylol hawk, oar the gnu coyotes i seed lass weak, oar a hongree kitteh.

              If sew, aye hoap aye wiwl seaying Baysay adn hur 3-weak awd babbehz (as of the day she went missing) wiffie mai Punkin puppeh cat in teh meadow.

              1. Awsew, iyam trying tu hoawd teh hand of mai awd fren frumb jr. hi skoo whylol hur momma am passing awae. Hur momma am a feisty awd pistol liek mai mawm frumb the saym tornayder alley inna fillibeenz dat turnz owt deez fiery temperd lillol peeplol!

                Hur partner and awsew hur mentor nawt sew graet eefur, sew mai poar fren am fayssin a triplol whammy ob loozing awl teh graet lubbs of hur life in wun goe.

                Iffie enneh buddeh mite wawnt tu pooting sumb beemz owt in teh yooniburs foar missy Janet adn hur sweetie pie 95 yeer awd momma Norberta who stiwl skirrz mii ("Wat du yu wunt!!" "Can Janet come out tu play?" "NO." "Okay... thank you.")

                1. , dat wud be kewlio.

                  Vivé les z!!!

                  Btw, mai owm mom is fine. Sew fine that she bustid frew an ancient hand-me-up of sheer silk blouse awn bofe sides:
                  "Uh, mom... yer boops are too strong..."

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