Mar 21, 2015 10pm
heh heh heh ...
only pro'llum iz dat I left uh liddlol gloo awn my paws, nao thay'r stuck tugevver
Teh guud gnuz iz dat I wuz gunna go tu church later N-E-wayz.
Lemme git u sum nail polish remover -- dat'll take care uv it.
Mind teh hang nails.
Ooh! Owch! Ow! Yeow!
An naow...ai commense faze tew uv mai plan...
Ooh! Duz it involve a ball gag and copious amounts of jello?
And a Rhianna sawng playing in the backgrownd?
No? Dat's just mii dat enjoys dat?
perhaps I hab sed too mush alreddy
Ahhhhh --- So dat am Y yoo wuz sitting onna doze pins an needlols ...
Awww, u ruind ur supryze! Werl...bedder jus skip tew faze three ai gess
Wot awr yew complayning abowt, hyoomin?
Yor teh wun hoo'z always tellin' him tu stay orf da furniture.
There's just no pleezin' sum peeplol.
Did yew hab tu stick him tu teh part of teh wall right above my headboard in teh bedroom?
Dat's gunna creep me owt awl nite.
Don't wurry -- hii won't stay up dehre AWL nite.
Kitteh wunnerin whai yu sezzing dis like itsa BAD fing???
Right? Just fink ob hoa much yew'll save awn carpet kleening.
Well, eggsept foar dat spawt rite under him.
just lay sum newspaper down there
Time fur mii tu toddlol off tu bed. Gotta get rested up so I kin raking dem leefz tomorrow.
*covers teh cween in a blanket of s*
For added culur and so shii won't git cold.
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