It's Yer Burfdaze!!!

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#bdayQuilt_cake

Toodae iz a Burfingdae,  I wunner for whomz?
It muss bee for sum bunny rite inna dis room.
Sew luks alla round yoo fore sum bunny hoo
Iz smilee and happi, mai gudness, iz yoo!

Hippo Hippo Burfingdae to our TORTIEMOM77 frum awlz ub us to lubberlee wunnerfulls yooze,

CongraRatulashuns too you, and hopez dat alla yer sweetz dweemz come troo!!!!

*Dwags inn aba BEEG BOX ub Burffdae funs*  Lessee wots in heer todae!!

Derz caek -Fudjee wiffy Whipped Kreem and sum Stromberry foods cake too.

Hows about sum ub deeze Kewl Treets #bday noms9  #bday noms  #bday drinks2  #bday drink2furr a fun GARDENZ PARTEY!!

Oh look -- Da Yard Geeziz am heer!! #bday ducks3 #bday duck2 an sum BBQ'ers BBQ!! #bday ducks an to be safe da am heer tooooo!! #bday duck

Wii ub korse hab Blowee Fings  ##bday noise and sum o deeze too #bday toys

Lastly and Bestly ders Balloonies and Streemers and PARTAY hats Furr Funs and Furr Awls!!!

streamers#bday balloon2streamers

LOVE Y’all  Sin Seer Lee – ME!!BurfingDae Bunneh small

Happy Birthday! Feb 7, 2015  2:00pm

62 comments

    1. *ducks past da and grabz sum BBQ!
      *sets out sum liquid refreshments*

      *grabs a Grey Goose an' cranberry joos foar self* *slurp*

      *places a awn teh giftee tablol*
      (a big raw amethyst crystal, all charge awp an ready tu yooz)

      *puts awn sum musik*

  1. A Very Happy Birfingday to you Tortiemom!!

    Adn all teh best in teh yeer to come!

    Ooooh, luk at teh lubberly kwilty caek...

    adn teh geese...they so fanceee!! .

    *Slices a peece ov caek adn pokkits a kewl treet fur laytur* Fankyu Birfingday bunbun!

  2. It had bin brot tu gm’s attenshun dat dere wuzza awe-spishus oak asian looming awn the 7rd ub Febrooairy...da sellybrayshun ub da birf ub ar belubbed tortiemom77. “Dis muss be markd bai a fool-blone eggstrabaganza ub da ohaiest order!!”, she duck-laired...(moar abowt the dux layder)....
    Da awl-wail orca-straw wuz Fed-Ecksed da sheet myoozicks an da Knee-oh-show Wanderin Waddlerz Club floo intu ohai gear wiff rehearslolz an whut-knotz. gm’s speshul kostyoom maykerz wuzz bizzy a-peddlin dere Singerz wiff a feerce, maykin gm’s kostyoom tu hur spessifick spessificayshunz . No tasslol oar seek win oar fevver wuz left un-sowed. It wood trooly be a popping gm cremation!
    gm has rentid de gnu Knee-oh-show Sibbick Odd-It-Toryum tu hold da eggstrabaganza cuz da bank-wit ruum at the Lolliday Inn wuddint cuddit...

    Da nite befoar da sellybrayshun, gm hits da sak irly, wiff hur hares in rollers tu prezerb hur cough-your witch wuz skulptid at EM’s Byooty Saloon and Hare Emporium da prebius Toozdai....lebenty layerz ub Wallymart’s best coal-kreem is slavverd awl ober hur fais....lites OWT!!

    Neggst day...da sun am shining ohai in da Mizzery skize as da streets arownd da odd-it-toryum amma gridlokk! Skores ubs had tu be called owt (awn dubblol thyme) tu control da frenzeed crowds.

    Bakkstage, gm am in hur dressingruum duzzing stretchiz an applicating sebrul layers ub greesepaynt. Da prezzydink ub da Knee-Oh-Show chambur ub comics am pracktissing da opinning dye-a-log. Da bebbeh dux am running arownd wiff mama dukk hawt an dere taylol-fezzerz demanding hur falts lashes bakk. It am panda-amonium!!!

    Suddinlee, da opinning strainz ub, “Ode Tu A Kwilt” kin being herd bakkstage an da cack-cough-funny ub da oddyunts mumbling settlols daon tu a hushifyed antissipation....

    Orlando Orca’s baton swirls intu da March ub da Fowzand Fowlz...da oddyunts clappifies alawng as gm waitz stage leff fur her kyoo...

    Q

    *Dere it am!!! She twirltwirltwirlz owt onto senter stage, rappifyed in a kuhkoon ub tm77’s stunning hand-stitchifyed kwiltz...a very-tayblol rainbo ub cullerz an pattruns swirl clowd-like arownd hur. Da oddyunts am frozed in playse, like a hurd ub sno-peepz. Da Dansdansdans Ub Da Lebenty Kwilts has eben stopped da orca-straw, until Orlando slaps em uppyside dere hedz wiffa frozed can ub Pasgetti-O’z. *THWACK* *KRUNCH* *BIFF* Da myoozishuns pikk dere jaws up frum da flore an rezoom playing.....

    *gm stepz up da pace an froze da last kwilt intu da odd-yunts...hu stampeed ober eech udder tu grabbify it...(dey am berry balyu-ablol an desire-a-blol....) Da orca-straw segwaze intu “Disko Dukk” an gm gm displaze hur yello fevver-cubberd jump-soot wiff orinj(bnp) goe-goe bootz....steppy-twirl..sliiiide leff..sliiiiiide rite...shaykshaykshayk...shimmehshimmehshimmeh......steppy step twist an time-steppy time-steppy intu a reberse-turn anna bakkflip*
    Da oddyunts am BEESIDE demselbs as yello fezzers fly froo da odd-it-tor-yum...*gm swingz intu a owtside turn follied bai a inside turn, den a heel turn anna fyoo As Da Whirrld Turns.....

    *APPLOZ!! APPLOZ!! WHISSLOL---TWEEEET!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! CLAPPYCLAPPYCLAPPY!!!!*

    *gm den signlols tu stage rite an da Wanderin Waddlers Korrus Lion ohai-steps owt...ohai-kikk leff and ohai-kikk rite an dansdansdans....den MUUNWOK DOZE WEBBED FEETSIES BOIZ!!!...

    O da rore ub the greespaynt, da smell ub da crowd!!!

    As eeben MOAR panda amonium errups, gm steelz bakkstage, onlee tu mayk hur entrunts a minnit layter, splayed owt awna Lloyd Galaxy Ultimate Elevation Hylo and Flexion Adjustablol Chiropractic tayblol....being pulled by twenny-sicks awlmoast nekkid dansing boiz, wiff dere dairy-airs faysing da oddyunts. Berry, berry slowwwwlee, wun bai wun, da boiz turn an fase da odd yunts. Eech wun hazza strut-teejicklee stuckkifyed-awn card wiff a letter awn it..an dey spellz owt...

    H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-F-I-N-G-D-A-E T-O-R-T-I-E-M-O-M 7-7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Twelbitty bebbeh dukklings warin adorablol teeny hand-kwilted jakkets stitchifyed bai the birfingdae girl roll owt a low tayblol will a speshul caek awn it...

    Da oddyunts stanz an awl joyn in tu singing...

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    1. OHHHHHHEMMMMMMGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

      What can one say but THUD!!!!!

      There have been peepz here since before the doors officially opened this morning, and people coming and going continuously since then - some just popped in for a hug and a rain check cuz there were too many people here for us to have a nice catch-up; more are coming in the door right now! I hope to postify some pixors later, but now i have to go answer the doorbell

      THANK YOU, GM, this is above and beyond!!
      Thanks to all the other well-wishers and card-mailers and all, as well!


    2. *gets bak awp*


      *grabs pasketti can an clonez it twenty times*
      *stix cans in microwave seben at a time*

      *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
      *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
      *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

  3. *clears throat again*
    *takes anudder deep bref*
     
     
    HAPPY
     
     
     
    BURF-
     
     
     
    DAZEZ
     
     
     
    TM!!!



    ♫♪ happyburfdaytoyouhappyburfdaytoyouhappyburfdaydearTMhappyburfdaytoyou ♫♪

        1. It took a liddlol eggstraw cawnsintrayshun, and uh liddlol consternayshun alawng da way, but it wuz wurf it. Nao TM can hab az many quillz az she needz foar her quilties.

          Wot dew yew mean thay awr nawt made frum quillz?!?

          1. Awwwww, snc, datz SEW SWEET!!!! Hoo butt(!) yoo wud fink uv sutch a fowtful thing! Ai allus did say, iffenz yoo kant hazza mongkey, a hejjhawg will hafta dew!

    1. Oh, fankeez, roofie! Com nd haz sum rose-colored cuppykaykz nd sum pink lemmingayd!
      Ryte naow itz tyme 2 go werk d pizap site nd shaer d dukkeez nd deir kawstoomz afore moar dingdong uv d doarbell agin!

    1. Fankeez, bayshang!
      Derez sum cayke dat wuz inna freezer sew itz nawt stale. I'll brew us a fresh pot uv kawfee too. Come and sit down and catch me up on awl yore nooz.

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