Sep 28, 2014. 4 pm
Kitteh haz grate eggspreshun, butt (!) teh flattend eerz iz no guud!!
Nor the flat-topped eyes. To think that some people don't believe that cats have facial expressions!
If kitreh had that expression adn looking awp towards teh hooman, he'd be a dubblol foar Pussnboots frumb Shrek!
Hee! No, kitteh am nawt sad ... meerly doing impreshuns ov flat-eared goggeh babies 😉
😀 Guess wot?
Aye jest gawt finnish massajeeng fud grayd diatomaceous erf awl obbur adn intew Baysay 'z furz!
Teh fleez wiwl suun be dedded. Muuuhuuwah ahahahha!!!
Gawddit awl obbur hur bak, hur taylol, hur fuutiez, top ob hur hed, unner hur chinnie, hur chest, tummeh. I missht teh pitties adn foararmz. 😉
Hurz furz am awl kleen naow! Woot!
hepfully her weel roll roll roll inna her nest an gets to DE inna der too!!!
Hao serendipitous. I decided to dust awl teh nooks and crannies in my kitchen today wif it today tu git rid ob teh razzin frazzin ants. Beeg mistake. Entire kitchen is nao in teh dining room, and I discoverd awl da fings dat needed kleening alawng da way. So, I habn't eben started dusting N-E-fing. To tawp it awl awf, I forgawt teh football games wuz awn eerly and I missed it. sawry EM Now, I gotta try an' git eberyfing back tugevver befoar Ms. SNC comez hoam frum Phoenix tumorrow.
Sownz lyk wutz bin goin awn arown heer, 2! EGgsept dat bai naow, awmoast ebbryfing is dundundun nd tm iz starting 2 put stuffz away. Wun fing leedz 2 tew or free uvverz. Tm iz akshwully gawt tyme 2 fink abowt sewing a kupple noo kwilteez fur kustumerz! Woot! Woot!
Yay TM foar finding time tu kwiltee.
Kittehs and goggies awrn't halping eever. Fownd free horks (two in teh baffruum, and wun awn teh landing tu teh stayres, an' sumgoggie had a field day wif SNC's bag of sunflower seeds in teh bedruum. So, I still hab doze messes tu kleen awp too. Well, at least nun ob teh chikkens hab kicked teh bucket dis time. Teh last two times Ms. SNC went owt of town, I hadda perform funerals. Needless tu say, I've been checkin' in awn dem ebery hour.
I shirley hoap dat teh DE halps Baysay wif da fleez, Roofie.
I cood yooz sum good news. I need a vacayshun
Comb wif mii tu sea tm! 😀
Yoo missed a gud gaem furr yoo an BAD HORRIBOBBLE gaem furr mee!!! Wuz berry saddening.
Yoo shud find a hiLites reel doh -- doze Packers had sum gud gud playz ...
Yeah? OK,I will do dat later. I take it by the score dat owr offense finally fownd a way tu get teh jawb dun. After the last few games, I wuz beginning tu wunder.
Cutler froo 2 interceptshunz.... Bears ended furst haff wiffy a failure to convert -- Da pass wuz jest short ub the line an da Packers grabified da receeber sew he stayed onna da 1 inch line ...
Fanks Jake! *snerk* I'm sawry... I reely am. Yew prolly don't realize dis, but Da Bears am my third favoritist team. Right behind teh Vikings, and right in frunt ob teh Lions (only coz I gotta cheer foar sumwun wen dhey play eech udder). Iz always bittersweet wen wii win doze teams.
Jake? Hoo am Jake? Stoopy auto-correct.
I meant Jay.
I figgered. Dey tookd him owt da lass 4 minootes an putted in a bakkup guy. I deesided wuz tyme to walkify Spencer.
I ack tooly feels da saem bout da Pakkers. An wii root furr da Lions too cuz mai hole eggstended fambly am frum DeeTroit ...
Nao, if ya wanna tawk about Seattle or Philadelphia or Pittsburgh (sawry CB) or *gasp* Dallas...skrew doze guise!!! - LOL - I hab reeezunz tu hate cheer against dem awl, no matter hoo they awr playin'.
Hoo's awr yor nemisis's?
I nawt reelee hab NE ub doze ....
Just herd da sillehest comment onna da nooze. Wuz bout da guy dat sabotajd da Air Traffic Kontroll place heer - shuttin down OHare an Midway and den tried to killify hisseff --- dey reported onna continued delays an den sed "an da guy was fyred."
REELEE?? Yoo fink so??
I think gitting fyred am deh least uv hiz problemz rite now. Deh Federal charges aginst him shud b enuff keep a teem uv lawyers bizzy fur yrz.
Um... U looking fur noo job, EM?? Uv korse, wif no job, hii ain't gonna b able to pay u berry much.
Ikno --dats Y wuz so riddyQue Lass dat dey eben sed dat.
Dis wuz all acuz him did nawt wanna gets transferred to Hawaii ....
Buncha skwirrly kalls two
Can wii donate dis box uv z tu Schroedinger??
yoo wanna maebee killify da babby puppeh gogs???
*keerfully babby goggies FAR awae frum da cween....*
Oh, noez. I nawt mebbee wanna killify ennyfing. I wuz gonna up-cycle dem. Ya datz it, up-cycle.
am dowting mii??
*kitteh jently pikks up liddol goggiez by teh scruff ob teh nekk adn leebz dem on teh naybors portch*
Oh look, uh goggie.
Oh look, uh goggie.
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