1. Dolly Parton enters teh Queen's chamber.
    She's berry nerbus tu impress teh monarch,
    and freezez in place not knowing wot tu do.
    Sew, she duz teh only fing she can fink of.
    She openz hurr blowse.
    Teh Queen iz unfazed and simply
    gets awp, goze ober tu teh toilet,
    and pushes teh handlol.

    : Those awr berry impressive, my dear,
    but a royal flush easily beatz a large pair.


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