By MallardVHS (Picture by: Rachel)
Sep 27, 2014. 1 pm
Kitteh's hazzing a ruff day.
Awww. She's just sleep deprived aifinkso.
Yoo'd hab trubblol too if teh sun neber set awn yor empire.
shii keeps moobing intu teh sunbeem
Dolly Parton enters teh Queen's chamber.
She's berry nerbus tu impress teh monarch,
and freezez in place not knowing wot tu do.
Sew, she duz teh only fing she can fink of.
She openz hurr blowse.
Teh Queen iz unfazed and simply
gets awp, goze ober tu teh toilet,
and pushes teh handlol.
: Those awr berry impressive, my dear,
but a royal flush easily beatz a large pair.
Freddy Mercury enters teh Queen's chamber...
Dat's it, dat's da whole joke
Mumsy, plz take dis orf. My mimsy itches.
Let dem eet !!
*Runs runs runs & zooms*
*Skreeetes to a halt*
I brakes for cakes!
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