Sep 25, 2014. 10 am
An ur a skweedorablol wun!
Ai luv wen kittehs hav a smylee faise!
An naow ai fink itz tyme fer mee tew git sum sleep.
Howz da noo goin? Will day switch yoo bakk jest as yer sleep pattern chanjez??
Bf wiwl ansurrink us laydur.
Less juss Tucker in fur naow.
*tuk tuk tuk*
Mai serchie foar fud grayd diatomaceous erf corn tin yooz 😉
Deyz sould owt at teh biggur organiklol markets. Eet reelie AM fleez seezun owt heer!
Butt(!) ai goe trak sum daown at teh funky hardwaer stoar adn teh helf stuff farmuhsea.
Yup, we'd better put up a SPLORT ALERT very quickly! Almost got me this time!
Dis reminds me of my ole rushin bloo, Frobie. Even as a big lunkhead of a cat, he'd do this pose sometimes and it would just crack me up all over again. This is so like him that it could be his baby picture!
Silleh babbeh, yooz nawt a narmadillol,
yooza happeh yoga babbeh kitteh.
Aye shmoo yoar hamstringz
Looks liek babbeh gits awl wrapped awp in hiz eggsoarsizes.
Kitteh can haz nirbana.
If kittehz like dis cauzing u tu haz deh splorty or fainty feelings, be advised dat tomorrowz LOLz am ALL SPLORTZ, AWLL DAY LONG!!!!!
Plz tu prepare ur Aunty-Splortification measures.
*Sets owt a table full uv 50z bavving capz, CHRGz, and dukky tape*
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