Yup. Today i took a long shower, the kind more often associated with a 14 yo girl, and immediately thereafter needed to run down to the basement for something. THIS time there was no mistaking it! So I bit the bullet and went to Lowe's and bought a new one with a long contract, plus installation package. They should be here with it Monday. After installing a new roof in July and now this, it's a good thing I was able to get a part replaced on my Caprice for only $84 instead of buying that Lincoln, wouldn't you say?
Oo, oo! If dat izznt a noald eggspresshun, it shud B!
Wun oal eggspresshun witch a noald laydee toald mii wen ai wuz a yung pup wuz, "We all have much to be thankful for" nd boi, o boi, wuz shii ebber ryte!
*gets distracted finking abowt teh Wilfred Brimley story*
*stares awf intu da distance wundering wot it cood bii abowt*
*sticks owt hand and makes a motion like a hotel bellboy waiting foar a tip*
Roofie! I will tell YOU, but only when you are here in person and can see my face and know perfectly well that I am telling you THE TRUTH!!!! Otherwise it could strike the listener like a total fabrication (kinda like one of those car-drag incidents, which "couldn't have happened," yet which did.)
*blow drys kitteh*
*FWOOM*
*laffs az hii wotchez kitteh try tu slash owt frum inside the furr bawl*
Oh look! I fink I saw uh pinky toe pop owt.
*swipe* *swipe* *swipe*
Yooz gawnna fluff awp sewsew preddeh! 😀
*wunnera ifn kitteh wood like some leeb-in condinshuner adn a belleh rub*
Hoo woodint?
Ooo...yew gonna luuk mahveluss!!
*sneeks in a kwik snorgol befoar wrapping kitteh in a warm floofeh towl*
Roofie, roofie! Guess what I just bought? A nooo hawt wadder heeter!
Sew -- wuz it leekin afferawl TM??
Yup. Today i took a long shower, the kind more often associated with a 14 yo girl, and immediately thereafter needed to run down to the basement for something. THIS time there was no mistaking it! So I bit the bullet and went to Lowe's and bought a new one with a long contract, plus installation package. They should be here with it Monday. After installing a new roof in July and now this, it's a good thing I was able to get a part replaced on my Caprice for only $84 instead of buying that Lincoln, wouldn't you say?
Fortune favorz teh fastidious in dis case aifinkso.
Oo, oo! If dat izznt a noald eggspresshun, it shud B!
Wun oal eggspresshun witch a noald laydee toald mii wen ai wuz a yung pup wuz, "We all have much to be thankful for" nd boi, o boi, wuz shii ebber ryte!
Oe, i hazza happeh teh leek am noe lawngur a mystery adn am gonna be fixified!
Mai, butt dis summer yu can has many values added tu yoar housie!!!
Aifinkso dat wii needz us a smylolee fur munneez wif wingz awn.
*gets distracted finking abowt teh Wilfred Brimley story*
*stares awf intu da distance wundering wot it cood bii abowt*
*sticks owt hand and makes a motion like a hotel bellboy waiting foar a tip*
Kitteh looks likee dis guy
Hay! Some time I'll have to tell you a story about that guy!
*pullz awp uh chair*
*kicks awp feet awn the ottoman*
I gawt time...
*pulls up a chAIr next to Snc*
*shares ottoman & popcorms*
I gots some time, butt nawt all day.
*looks at watch*
*taps foot*
Ahm in! 😀 *munches poppy cormz*
Roofie! I will tell YOU, but only when you are here in person and can see my face and know perfectly well that I am telling you THE TRUTH!!!! Otherwise it could strike the listener like a total fabrication (kinda like one of those car-drag incidents, which "couldn't have happened," yet which did.)
Weeeeeeewll, ah guess teh rest ob YOO pikklolz wiwl haz tu wayt fur dis taylol!
Cuz yoo gunna tells us, rite Roofie!!
Dood! Why yew take me owta da pool?
Steve Guttenburg sed I cood swim here az lawng az I like.
Eli: *eep*
Don't speek tu me abowt "drainage", Daniel. We're brutherz.
Daniel?
Daniel?!?