LOL by Elsa Mama
Sep 20, 2014 1pm
Hush up kid and bring me a toona!
Butt gwamma, wotta a beeeg comfy yew can has! 😉
Awl teh better tu...
1. Wat are yew awl doing today?
2. Wat is yowr furry friend/s doing today?
Ahm organizing mai fings tu pakking tu bizzit tm!
Baysay's had brekkie adn am skwirrling aboot.
Aye wants tu goe buy sum fud grayd diasumsing erf tu killink hur buggliez.
Wotchu do/dunn tudae? 😀
Owr hooman has week off werk and is at home negst week (stating tis Monday). He is preparing a writing sckedule which he will probably ignore to watch TV fur a week. We is purrparing list ob things for hooman to do. So far has 22 pagus written owt to cover Monday.
Hooman dus werk kwite hard so we may gibs him a brake. Has to fink ob a film/TV shpow we cans awl watch together.
ps - Ohai!
fur timez awf adn writtering!
Yesh, be easy awn Jack if yoo awl can. 😉
So, yo'r already abowt halfway dun wif Monday's schedule? Good foar yew guize!
Did yoo remember tu put assemblol Intercontinentlol Trajektory System awn teh list dis time?
Why IKEA insists awn inclooding parts dat rekwire fumbs tu assemblol is beyond me
Roofie! Wooze gunna feeds Baysay wiles yoo am goned?
Yoo gunna gits a skwrl sitter?
Ooh! Ooh! I volunteerz!
Yoo do gno dat yew awr nawt supposed tu akshully sit awn teh skwrl...
*tries tu fluff awp Baysay*
*hans SNC a straw* try dat.
*poof* *poof* *poof*
Erm...dat wurk'd fine, but nao she looks like uh Macy's day balloon.
*ties tether tu Baysay and wawks arownd wiffa nut eating dirigiblol*
Oo! *admires Snc's innovayshun* 😀
Butt... ai hazzint rubbed hur wif fud grayd diamesunfingous erf yet! Wotch teh fleez!!!
No worries. Insted of entering her in teh Fanksgibing parade, I'll just enter her in teh Christmas parade.
*imagines Baysay wiffie hur verreh own tree wiffie wallienut & nut cluster decorayshunz*
Da roasted pine nutz iz da good too.
*plans a Quinoa and pine nut side dish foar dinner tunight*
Oh yeah, she lubbz doez! 😀
An yoo hab to goes San Fran ... Dat wood bee awlfull
Mom am bak to lubbink Baysay
Ahm gonna maek a miks ob sunnies, punkinnie seeds, & almond slibberz, den puddit inna jar sew ma kin juss skoop owt porshunz.
Mai mawm duzzint rinss teh salt awf teh seeds, adn ai noe wawnt Baysay tu habbink teh hbp.
I mint wai it am horrible tu goes tu san francisco am teh awrflol?
Dat 'twas a joke!! No wun finks Iz Awlful to goes to San Fran ...
Aaron Rodgers wood like tu hab a word wif you, EM.
Ah woz gawnna sae eet's nawt sew awrflol owt heer
Unless yew awr uh quarterback in da NFL.
Why iz dat? I lub Rice-a-Roni®
Whylol I'm there, I can pick awp my .
Awww! Mrs. Snc wiwl lubbit 😉
herding cats Wurking. *pleh*
Layter, I'm going tu try tu ficks my Yesterdazelolz test system so I can get ready foar da neggst WordPress update.
ing (and singing along - aaaahAAAAAAAHaaaaaah)
On the radio in Tiki's room
Weeze hangin owt wotchin Bull Ridin
Pebbles jest slipped owt da goggie door affer gettin cuddlols. I tolled her tis gunna storm butt she sed I bee bakk ...
Uppitystairs kitties am playin on da bowlin alley. I went ups to play too butt dey stuffied it intwo da portal afore I got up der. dey nebber let me play. Dey acksepted a few pets afore pointedly lookin atta da stares.
Spencer am runnin around. Ifinksew heez all bedder - gotta go gets him bluds tested.
Lady Jane am sleepin. Unless she barkin. She like to bark.
Sum haz been jakk hammering AWL FREEKING DAE!!
TeenyKat habs a coffee date wiffy a SENIOR. I nawt shur I approob, butt her nawt axed my opinyun ....
Spencer Yay foar Spencer.
*keeps an eye awn TK and Señior*
Hims reelee kewt too .... *sigh*
Spencer or Señior? *snerk*
Boff. So Iz told. An by lookin atta hims Faseborked paje
Spencer hazza Faseborked paje?
Did u tell hur "I iz deh Mama and I duz nawt approve dis Seen Your"?
No .... Her nawt ax. I did sez "him muchlee older den yoo an weel bee leebin soon. Keeps it lite ... K?"
Her sed .... "Yes mama..."
Korse ... Iz jest coffee ....
I haz napped.
And walked Bud. 😀
and worked on a hooked rug. 😀
Topper haz been napping. and chasing imaginary fings on deh patio. And halping mii hook deh rug.
Hee hee!! Topper is lernin rug hookin!!
Dat am nawt kwite deh way I see it.
BTW -- I iz glad tu hear dat deh Spencer-Boi am feeling better and better!!!!
Yup. An him haz remembered alla da bad habits he had afore him wuz sick.
I wuz hopin heed fur get likes to steel and chew pens ... Nope him remembered!! An dat he likes to steel shoes, an rip up bokkes an steel sokkz outda laundry room.... *sigh*
Wutta goooooood boi!!!!!! Spencer
Ayefinksew Spencer an Topper wood bee gud gud frenz
1) Choars, choars, errands, choars.
2) Willie ams chasing mii arownd adn insisting on mawsie-onna-stikk play brakes.
Wii boff like nummer 2 teh best.
-bayshang adn Sillie Willie
Nummer 2 iz teh best...'speshully if yew hab a magazine in the potty place.
*tries tu fink ob a three letter wurd foar evakyooayshun*
new hot water heater plus installation contract
you know, just the usual....
Hmm...hawt cereal wif carrots and celery.
I yooshully puts brown sugar in mine.
an' butter an' milk an' applol slices an'...
Butt! At leest wif d too uv us feemaylz inna haus, bofe roofie n tm wil b ablol 2 tayk gudgud showwerz. Bedderer 2 habz d wadder inna showwer hed dan onna baysmunt floar.
Wot? Yew gno fink midnight kittehs enjoy uh guud warm baff too?
Just kiddin'. I glad yew iz gitten yor hawt wadder heater fiks'd.
BC will just hab ta kom awp tu da regular baffruum tu git warshed if hii iz sew inclined.
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