Sep 15, 2014. 10 am
Holy Disapeering Dawgs, Catman.
Dat invis-o-ray dat teh Puguin invented made him...
NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE, AWWWWWK!
Wot puguin? Ai no C no puguin! (awwwwwwk!)
nd d catmofladje continyooz fur anudder day.
whai I get stuck wif dis stoopy burd?? Whai I nawt can haz Dr. Watson??
reminds mii uv joke frum mai Navy dayz. . .
Why duz deh Army haz deh mules and deh Navy haz deh Marines??
wait for it...
wait for it....
Army got nawt-sekkond choice.
Dat crow am gettin on kittehs LASS NERBE!!!
Hii abowt tu dribe kitteh stark raven mad.
Der am about to bee a Murder happonin soon ... annawt cuz meester crom inbited frens ober ...
Luuks lyke kitteh lawst teh argoomint an naow heez gonna havta eet crow!
He just needs tu find three and twenty moar, and he can hab a pi.
hay, wattya want fer sixpense?
shaddaap stoopeh burd...
Shur fing, Catman!
I'll shut awp.
I'll bii az kwiet azza maus.
Don't let it bii sed dat I can't keep my lip buttoned.
Nawt anudder peep.
I'm nawt liek doze other crows dat don't gno wen tu zip it.
Yew don't hab tu hush mii twice.
I git it. No flapping my gumz here.
Libraries will be envious ob mii.
Yoo won't eben gno I'm here.
Silence iz golden, rite Catman?
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