Sept 12,2014 1pm
♫ A lovestruck Romeo, sings the streetside serenade
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade
Says something like, You and me, babe, how about it? ♫
mai awl tyme faborite Dire Straits sawng
Oooooh! THAT was a treat! The house is so quiet I was able to hear the guitar trailing off into the very final seconds! THANKS, bf! Your knowledge is SO extensive!
ownlee bowt a few fings. ai wish ai cud bememburr reelee impawtint fings lyke ai kan bememburr buuks an sawngs ai hurrd firty yeerz ago and watnot. mai trivia braynium..let meh sho it tew u!
We eet frum teh inside owt.
Smoothies awr just cold froot soop.
Spoonz are just small bowls onna stick, used tu eet frum larger bowls.
All corn comz frum a cob. We shood call uncobbed corn, corn-off-the-cob.
Gahkk!!! Wai yoo sploart?!?
Coz my branium iz full of yoozless fakts. Doze 4 pushed it past da limit. Normally, a yoozful fakt pops owt of wun eer wen a yoozless wun goze in teh otter, but I forgawt tu take my finger owt of my eer today trying to ignore co-irkers.
Ur a OBNP kitteh frum teh rong syde uv teh windo an mai daddeh sez ai karnt see u aneemoar
*takes eyeglassez away frum daddeh and gibs dem bak tu Juliet kitteh*
Ooooh! Naow ai see u kleer az day dere Romeow!
*Juliet notissez Romeow's lecherous kom hither look foar da furst time*
hay, haow U dewin Jooliet?
Ack toolee, Papa sed yoo izz a Orinj AND poizun kitteh ...
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