Hello there, my name is Serena Pussycat. I’m seeking a seenyur tom kitteh 4 kashwul frenship uv relaxing, fun tymes awn mai mom’s frunt porch. Aim nawt tellin mai eggzact aej, butt(!) itz taykin mii 13 yeerz 2 git mawm sew rapped arownd mai paw dat sheed gibz us annyfing wii wawned. Boalz uv kreem fresh frum d farm. Katnip shii groze hursewf. Batbat toiz. Reel turkee fedderz. Sofft pillerz. Toona joose awn anteek sawserz. Mai oan porch swing 2 shaer wif d ryte jennulman kaller. Tawl playsis 4 nappage. Hugz nd petz galoar butt(!) doant git inny ideer uv moobin in awn mai teratorry, kuz mii n mai mawm kannawt B sepparatid. Wii kin habz d BEEG FUN!! Eat nomz, sleep, nap, streeeetch, lick d playsiz ai kant reech nd aill lick yorz. Nd den yoo goaz HOAM! Sew, lotza funz wif noh kommitmintz! Hoo kud ask fur anyfing moar?

In mai furstest glammer shot, yoo kin C mii doin wut duz best, steelin s.

A laydee needz hur byootee sleep. Sew, nawt up til10:30. 

Surching d ryte plays 4 d 10:35 nap.

Perfekt!   

Poarch swing, wich aim willin 2 shaer.

 Sew, Kall me?  Wee kin swing da nite awae!

Text By Serena Pussycat; Pics by Tortiemom77

Aug 18, 2014  7pm