Ohai, my name iz Topper and I like pinny gigs. My hobbeez awr shouting andtumbling. Wen I'm wif my fambily, wii slide and cook tugevver, and wen I'm wif my fwendz, wii like to chomp and eat, espeshully wif my fwendz GM and Roofie. At teh end ob teh day, I go tu a bathtub in Neverland Ranch, lay down, take orf my do-rag, and tuch my tail fevverz weneber I yam melon chollie. I yam lookin' foar uh racoon hoo likes loosly eggs and diapers and juice oranges and bipedal fossilz, and hoo iz nawt awfrayd to fart and lurch wif mii. If yew awe evolved, plz let mii know by leebing uh cigarette awn da toenail, and I will bii shur tu git bak tu yew.
dis ohaily accurate profile wus prepared fur Topper bai Sir NC & deh Flannellettez
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