EM! Ai mist awl ob yoo, akshully. *sprays awl arownd*
Teh kar show Sir Cut am winding daon, fank gudness. We wented away for a cuppla weeks just to has sum relaksifying adn due sumfing toadally diffrunt.
I falls asleeps ebbernite to an audiobook -- I replay da saem ones ober and ober -- iz da best best way I has founded to falls asleep -- in less da 30 minutes -- witch am GUDGUD furr mee. Da book distrakifies da part ub mai bwayne dat like to run froo alla da worries etc., but as I has herd it afore, it nawt keep we awake wunnerin wot mite bee happenin nexxnexxnexx.
Yoo shud twy it!! Atta furst a put da timer onna 60 mins den 45 an now just 30 mins and Iz asleep muchlee fasser den dat. Wiffy out it I kin lay in a bed furr a hour or mores.
Yoo jest gotta find a book wiffy a calm narrator. Oddly the books I use am da hole Lord of da Rings and Hitchhikers Guide an Restaurant atta da End ub da Yooneeberse. So it taeks a wiles to haff a repeet. But I haz lissenz to den multiple tymes
s YOO KIN DOO IT!!! VOTE!! VOTE!! VOTE!!
I wudda thot it wuz ur wife u din't want looking intu ur affairs.
Whale, dhey am AWL wif her, so no risk there.
(Why am
nawt showing up wif teh 
? 
kinda looses hims punch wiffout it!)
I could only add one guy to the answer .... Sorry
I tried reelee hard
Nawt to feeling bad, Elsa Mama --
is sertinlee teh moar important of teh two!!
Adn dis wud be a gud tiem to telling
dat all ob your hard hard werks putting teh scorecards and posts togevver am amazink!! 
Heer heer!!!
Sew sew gud to seeing you CB!!!! I hab nawt seen you in ages! Hope alls well wif you.
Dats nice ub yoo to mist her. Wen Iz hot misting kin feel guds.
How's da kar show Sir Cut going??
Teh kar show Sir Cut am winding daon, fank gudness. We wented away for a cuppla weeks just to has sum relaksifying adn due sumfing toadally diffrunt.
Yes, yes, A fouzand timez YES!!!! EM haz workityed hur widdlol pawz off on deh electioningz!!!
Nexx nexx wee gotta plan da Ig Nog UrAwl Brawl!! Wot to ware hoo to bwing furr a date!! Wot band to haz .... Ideerz wii needs dem!!!
I haz dat awl in hand, EM!! i iz gonna work wif deh noo Minister Uv KultShur to get it awl set up!! 😀
Am der gunna beez a parade as
am da Gran Dame ub Parades???
A brawl, a brawl...how eggsiting!!
We needs to bring daets?? Hmmmm... *starts trolling pikapolytishunfoaranite dot com*
Yoo no HAFFTA bwings a Date. Cud bwing a raisen or eben a fig. Butt maebee nawt a prune.
Ore iffn yoo nawt a froot gurl maybe yoo bwings a beef jerky. Beef Jerky mite a gud fing to bwing to a Brawl ....
Akshully, ai yam a deat girl, a froot girl, and a beef girl!! does dat maek me easy?
*kikks poll daddy inna da shins*
Nitey nite!! Iz put mai audio buk awn. Dat meenz Iz tyme to falls
Kinda liek mii wehn ai sits dawn to wach sum teebee.
I falls asleeps ebbernite to an audiobook -- I replay da saem ones ober and ober -- iz da best best way I has founded to falls asleep -- in less da 30 minutes -- witch am GUDGUD furr mee. Da book distrakifies da part ub mai bwayne dat like to run froo alla da worries etc., but as I has herd it afore, it nawt keep we awake wunnerin wot mite bee happenin nexxnexxnexx.
Makes cents.
Ai too has trubblol putting my braynium in newtral.
Yoo shud twy it!! Atta furst a put da timer onna 60 mins den 45 an now just 30 mins and Iz asleep muchlee fasser den dat. Wiffy out it I kin lay in a bed furr a hour or mores.
Yoo jest gotta find a book wiffy a calm narrator. Oddly the books I use am da hole Lord of da Rings and Hitchhikers Guide an Restaurant atta da End ub da Yooneeberse. So it taeks a wiles to haff a repeet. But I haz lissenz to den multiple tymes
EM, yoo myte wanna luk in yore maylbawks nggst wiik, in dat kays...hee, hee!
Wot?? Yoo sendin mii stuffs furr da LJs
s .... Rite??