DAE TOO REZULTS!!!

Boops:
DAE TOO REZULTS!!!

Wii Had rekkonrd Voter tern owts todae!!!  Ifinksew wuz alla da and s dat manajid to tellypath der wishes to da hoomins dey controls ….

Gud job guys!! OTAY!!! AN DA REZULTS BEEEEEE

 

=== Furr da Orifice ub Gran Maester of AKORMS ... BOIsay by a LANDSLYDE!!!!   sez – Oh well!!  Derz no akkountin furr peeps choisiz .. Gud job !!

=== Furr da Head uv the Sleepytyme Aktiviteez Kommittee … also wins ober by a 2:1 marjin!!!!  Go Go   … cud nawt re rouzd furr kommint

=== Furr da Eekanommynickel Rekubberee Planz, or ERP … taeks by the larjest marjin ub da dae!!  for ERP!! for ERP!!!  wuz herd to say eh … Aie’m ober it …

=== AND NOW!!  Wot yoo hab all been worried aboot – Must da Boisterous Offishul Energiez Kommishun oar B.O.N.K. be disbanded furr BAD Bee Habe Yore????  NO!!!  Voters tell dem to “Party on DOODS!!!    weer lass scene ’in der wae froo YLOLz ….

 Wotch out furr DAE FREE Ballots dey weel bee heer atta 2PM

July 30, 2014  9:32 am

17 comments

  1. sez! Hooray! Hooray! Mai plott werkkiteed! Ai voated fur fibe oar sikks tymez maisewl! It werkkiteed! Naow ai kin sit bakk nd kowlekt awl dat kikkbakk munnee dat prommissed mii iffenz aid frow d lekshun hiz way! WHEEEEEEEEE! Nd d bestest partuvawl izz, dat hee'l den it soze ai'll nebber hazta werree! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! Par-tay! Par-tay!

      1. Jess win yufinks it kinnawt git enneh zanyer arown heer...

        I must say, Day 2's results bore many surprises. And Snickers. Carry on.

      2. Noh werreez, Da Fikkz izzawn! Kayr 4 sum , oar izzit 2 urlee inna day fur dat? Ai gots a ful potta kawfee heer. Hewp yore sweet sewf. Heer! Yoo tayk d poarch swing. Itza a lublee day 2day.

  2. Ai swayrez! Dis lekshin am moar crookid dan de Harding Administration!! Ai lubbz it!!

    Otay ap prow poe ob dis lekshin atmusfeer, ai hazza berry oald joak fur yu:

    A man goes intu rume fur jawb innurvyoo wif boss.
    Boss: So, did yu gradjumate frum ohai skule at sebinteen?
    Man: Uh, wellz, uh, no, ai wuz heldid bakk 2 termz.
    Boss: Whitch 2 terms?
    Man: Coolidge adn Hoover.

    Fur sum reezin ai fynding dis hyzterrikyloly amoozing.

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