Awwww...yu bin tu EM's Kitteh Fur Saloon an Byooty Emporium, hazzint yu lil guy???? Dids she try tu telling yu taht the "toylet brush" cut wuz teh laytist luuk????
So dis iz why my eerz whirr burning yesterday.
Here I jus fot I wuz getting feverish again.
For da record, I sed I liek pikshurz of
lyon cut pussy cats, nawt shaved...oh wait, nebermind.
Aifink aisle go tayk a nice cool showr. We can has air condishunning, butt ai had tu go owtside tudai. Pleh. we is hazzing a heet wabe. Pleh. Ai nawt duz guud in teh heet. Pleh.
*tug tug tugs EM's sleeb* ohai EM! oo! kin wii pkeez sea ying a pikkie ib da missy Teeka wiffie hur boots ADN poofie taylol at teh saym time? Wiffie Teeka ob kors! 😀
Awwww...yu bin tu EM's Kitteh Fur Saloon an Byooty Emporium, hazzint yu lil guy???? Dids she try tu telling yu taht the "toylet brush" cut wuz teh laytist luuk????![[suspicious rotate="0"]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_suspicious.gif)
Wo0t!!
EM maded a LOL!!
![[woot]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_woot.gif)
Way to go, gurl!!!
I gots a bazillion LOLs .... Alla da wuns dat wuz rejectified ore deleteed frum sumwares. I jest no post den. No kno Y.
Cheezes twice get inna kar! Itza ah, ahhh, itza toylet brush?!?!?![[wtf]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_wtf.gif)
Gud wun EM! Ai see anuzzer
victimclient of yors am heer.reminds mii uv Phyllis Diller
*snifflol* ai lubbd Phyllis....
SNC sed he likeez pikkies ub shaved kitties (
) sew I postid dis lol.
*scribblolz notes in tiny notebook*
*tries to peek at wot da
is skribblin* ![[shock]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_shock.gif)
*kwikkly tukz notebook in pokkit*
*pulls notebook owt.*
*makes anuzzer note and returnz book tu pokkit*
😎
Teh
is tu kwik fer ya, EM...
Her amma berry trikky ladee![[nod]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_headnod.gif)
*preens*
Kin we awl say...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....![[sick]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_sick.gif)
Well .... Yea ..... It's SNC
Berry troo![[headshake]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_headshake.gif)
Here I jus fot I wuz getting feverish again.
For da record, I sed I liek pikshurz of
lyon cut pussy cats, nawt shaved...oh wait, nebermind.
Gud fing Missy Teeka did not go ware dis kitteh did furr her shabe
Wood bee kewl iffn da eyes switched bak an forff.
Haz u seen
?
Yep. Ai like it bedder den teh bluddy wun...
SNC klaims dat doze am "stars"
I iz off tu dreemland. goodnite.![[sleep]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_sleep.gif)
Flannolly Nitey Nite!!
Sleep deep yer heininess!!!
Aifink aisle go tayk a nice cool showr. We can has air condishunning, butt ai had tu go owtside tudai. Pleh. we is hazzing a heet wabe. Pleh. Ai nawt duz guud in teh heet. Pleh.
bbl
Ai feel a draft.![[suspicious rotate="0"]](http://yesterdazelolz.com/wp-content/uploads/Smilies/smiley_suspicious.gif)
kitteh look traumatized!!
*tug tug tugs EM's sleeb*
ohai EM! oo! kin wii pkeez sea ying a pikkie ib da missy Teeka wiffie hur boots ADN poofie taylol at teh saym time? Wiffie Teeka ob kors! 😀