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          1. O Noes !! Gunnersmama has splawted !!
            Mirrur, signul, manooberโ€ฆ.
            Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
            * sweep up GM's branes an rinse dem wiv diet soada*
            * pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
            * pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
            * fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
            * tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
            * snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
            * Leed Gunnersmama to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
            Dere, rest a while an doanโ€™t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
            Heer, reed tihs instrukshen buk faw cleening teh dishwasher (the masheen, silleh tu keap yoo saif ๐Ÿ˜‰

            1. Oooof.... fanks PB!! *noms chonklit possum an sips teh hawt chonklit*
              Taht wuzza kloas wun!! Whut teh HECK wuz EM finkin??? Juss coz yu putz "Splort" azza titlol, nawt meen yu kin preepayr fur TAHT much kyoot!!!!!!!!!!!

          2. Oo oo, tm jist saw dat hur fren gm haz splortd. Hazta stop d errand run wiffakwikness! Stay! Freeze! Wayvz Majjik Hands over gm nd slips her some Aconite, 200c. Waits 2 minnitz. Ahhhh! Gm comes 2. Dere, dere sweetie. Just rest nyss on owr noo wiffa dat tm sewd jist 4 . Meenwyle, doan lukkat noh moar bunneh pixchurz. Yoo kin reed dis nyss Noo Medikaer Guidelinz insted. Dat awta hold ya!

      1. I went dis wae den a went dis wae den I wuz confuzzloled an went dis wae But den I gotted mai bearings an went da rite way

        An now da Spencer am home!!!. We terned onto tda street and he sed YEAAAAAAAA

        1. WELCOM HOAM LIDDOL SPENCER PUPPEH!!!!

          SP

          Nao yu tayk it eezy an make shur mama an Teenycat wayts awn yu paw an hoof! An breeeeeeev slowly an duz nawt get eggsited!! Mama kin kerry yu around teh howse an up an daon teh starez!!!!

  1. Oh da liddlol pink belleh!
    Oh da liddlol *kick* *kick* *kick* pink toez!
    Oh da liddlol layd bak eerz wiffa hint ob pink!
    Oh da liddlol nursing type eggpreshun awn it's fayce*
    *chrg starts tu expand*
    Oh...oh...oh...
    *chrg blows awf da tawp of hed wiffa lowd POP flubbadubbada

    1. Neeee-naw neeeee-naw neeeee-naw (an sebbrul uvver syren-type noyzis)...Sir Snc habs splortifyed!!!!!
      Code free CCC commin froo...ebbrywun PULL OBER outta mai wai!!!!!...Ware yu lernifyed to dribe peepol!!!!??? Yu no see ma LITES ????
      Scrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeech....SLAM...
      Dere dere dere nao!! gm am heer tu reskyoo yer branium bitz (whut fyoo dere am... ๐Ÿ™„ ...er....whut am..*eeuchh*..pritty mush ebbryware...Dat wuz KWITE teh splort yoo didded dere. An dere. An ober dere tuu. Mymymy.
      *Donz galooshez an hazmat soot, grabz teh XXL skoopifyer*
      Welll, heer goze...scraypitty scraypitty..berry jentlee nao...juss a fyoo moar bitz dere...muss get dat bit offa mai shoo...
      Rinsify lebenty thymes inna beery sparklolly waddurs. Packify teh cabbity wiff teh sparklolly kleen braniyum sells.
      Rappitty rappity rap wiff lubbly gnu labbender duckee tayp...Apply gnu chrg (w/doi) an pull daon tite. Addify xtra strengff chin-strap. SNAP
      Dere! Nao Cuddlol up in diss fluffeh bloo kwilt mai mama nitted an snugglol intu tel floofeh pilloze.
      Watch dis biddeo ub Richerd Nixen trying tu resite teh alfamabet...
      Sip sum hawt chonklitt. NAWT luukit teh bunneh!!!!!!!!!!!
      Reeeelacks.
      Sleeeeep.

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