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    1. Owr nayburz furgawt the BURGERZ this mawrning with their urlie mawrneeng barbeque.

      Tuu bad it was deyr garden shed (aHRrrk! weed haowss) that was barbeque'n.

      At foar sumfing inna dark.

      Alarmie-eerz Roofie heerz awl kynda suspishush noyzis in the crispy foliage owt bak.

      Butt others cawled teh fyrmenz (WII HAD FYRMENZ, LOTS & LOTS!!!) beefoar i did.

      I just woek mawm up and toke her to out awn yer heerin ayds, pants, shooz, jacket in case wii haz to go. Nice mommeh. πŸ˜‰

      Den i wotching'd teh fyr singe low hangin branches of the udder nayburz ginormous twee and embers float up and up -- asking that they not float over & settle awn the crispy foliage in owr yards and owr roofs.

      Took em a nowr tu waddur daown & choppify awo the weed haowss ←electrical fire.

      Ifinkso i have my priorities set foar teh neggz munf. πŸ˜‰

            1. mj

              Yeth. Pity such a brillyunt fyr inna dark amongt the twees wuszint teh campfire bbq yer s s s typpa blaez. Aye juss happeh fyr nawt crispyfied enneh buddeh's haows!

            1. Wewl...wii did hab furst brekfuss ...
              den sleaps... and wii juss had Elebensiez ...
              YEAH!!

              The weed howse am downwind frum us. Wii only git soot when the park catches fyr oar wen the naybur hoo hozes skrrrks bbqs himz proeteenz. (Reeks havok wiffie azmuh, blarghh.)

            2. Wewl...wii did hab furst brekfuss ...
              den sleaps... and wii juss had Elebensiez ...
              YEAH!!

              The weed howse am downwind frum us. Wii only git soot when the park catches fyr oar wen the naybur hoo hozes skwrrlz bbqs himz proeteenz. (Reeks havok wiffie azmuh, blarghh.)

      1. See kawmint at bawtum uv last lol.
        Glad 2 heer awl d GUD nooz, roofie, nd fanx 4 sharrin wif mi awna tellyfone urrleer.

        (nd dat awso beminded mii 2 assk owr wunnermuss snc 4 d fyreminz smylolee, witch aid kept forgotting tew dew.)

        (*Gee roofie, too bad you don't have anything to do these days, eh?*)

              1. Anta udder commink dat fawld awf woz:

                C'meer yew hunka Snc yoo~~

                Roofie: *shneekz awp awn Snc...SKWEEzol*

                Sir nc: ~>

                Roofie: lifts Snc's poar proepellurd hed....!!!

                Sir nc: ~>
                *vizhunz ob β™‘ β™‘ sirkol himz meltifyd hed*

                Roofie: Mai wurk am dun.

        1. mj

          Yeth. Pity such a brillyunt fyr inna dark amongt the twees wuszint teh campfire bbq yer s s s typpa blaez. Aye juss happeh fyr nawt crispyfied enneh buddeh's haows!Fankew s

  1. Yew flannlol peeps shoar knoe hao tu maek a Roofie feal bedderur!!

    Aye lubbz yew gyz flannlol & cheezeh peeps[ !!!!!!

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