Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a sawftee flannlol blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Smmuns YNGs fer cheek pattin an fannin dooties.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
He loks sooooo befuddloled!! Hims lil bwaynium iz finkin bout wot happedind to endz him up in dis place -- DIs am his story ...
wot happined? ware amz aye? wares mai mama? wares mai twee????!!!!'
aye wux minding mai own biddniss, slurpin sum Mama milkies an den der wuz a beeg BANG!! Affer dat Aye .....
..
..
..??? wot?? wots nexx??
Ai eoz awn teh urf!!
Owr twee fawld daown!!
Ai naet cud fynding Mama!
Den dis beeg gyant skuupt mii in himz beeg furless hanz!!
Den ai woz heer in dis brite place wif lotsa gyants. Butt dey seam nice.
butt waerz Mama?
ai hazza owie
Duz u hav anee cashooz? Dat mite maik meh feel bedder...
🙁 *gentlol patpatpat & sawtlee shmoo tynee babbeh
*
*preezents
ob pistachio nicee cream wif wawlnutter sorss wiffie almund sliverz adn toastid sunnie seedz spinklold awn tawp* 😉
Altogether now --
aw!!
SKWEE!!!
SPLORT!!!!
O noze! O noze!! Hour cween iz daown!!!
*wrings hans*
O, sawree bowt dat Hans!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a sawftee flannlol blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Smmuns YNGs fer cheek pattin an fannin dooties.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*relaxes in deh Splort Recubbery Lounge*
Dis am berry nice!! Fankeez fur deh rescueing, BF!!
Ifinso I will taking a nap, now. bbl
I kinnawt beeleeb shee wanntid us to SPLORT all togeffers!! Hoo wooda dundundunndunned da resQ ?????
no, I didn't want ebbreewun to splort all togezzer. But I expected it. 🙄
He loks sooooo befuddloled!! Hims lil
bwaynium iz finkin bout wot happedind to endz him up in dis place -- DIs am his story ...
wot happined? ware amz aye? wares mai mama? wares mai twee????!!!!'
aye wux minding mai own biddniss, slurpin sum Mama milkies an den der wuz a beeg BANG!! Affer dat Aye .....
..
..
..??? wot?? wots nexx??
Ai eoz awn teh urf!!
Owr twee fawld daown!!
Ai naet cud fynding Mama!
Den dis beeg gyant skuupt mii in himz beeg furless hanz!!
Den ai woz heer in dis brite place wif lotsa gyants. Butt dey seam nice.
butt waerz Mama?
Doan wurry lil wun. U will b ok. deh giantz will taking good good kare uv u. Dey am big, but dey am nawt deh
Erm...bayshang? Wot eggzaklee am yor smiley doin' tu dat skwrrly?
Hii supposta gawt uh borkd fuut, nawt hemroids. Jes sayin'.
Ifinksew izza prostate eggzam ....
Scuze mii, Misstur Skwurl!!
Tern yer hed an coff!!
Orrrrr... Am dat furr sumpfink else .... 😀