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  1. Deh cat am missing!?!?!!?!?

    Wii must orgamainize a search party!!!!

    😀 *gets owt party hats and streemers* 😀

    oh. nawt dat kind uv party?? 🙁

    ok.
    EM, u check deh park.
    BF, make shur deh kitteh am nawt locked in deh garaje.
    I'll see if deh kitteh am up a tree. May need to get deh fyremenz.

          1. WOT?? Yooze da wun dat sed yoo no kno iffn yooze warin unnerwares or iffn yoo ate dem fur brekky!!

            No go awl atta mee furr yer poblanos -- Call TM - her will hab sumpfink yoo kin taek to halps da memmory isshoo yoo iz habbin ...

              1. Hee -- I reeded da Hulk Smash in da boice of Jim Parsons as SHeldon Cooper -- frum dat eppisode ware him had Raj's Hulk Hand butt cud nawt weare dem and sed "Hulk Sad..."

                Ohhhh - I wunner iffn we kin hazza green guy! dat wood bee a good {kermiearms] no udder changiz -- jest maek him green. Kepp da yaller wun too ...

            1. Funneh fing EM, sew MENNY ub mai memreez seem tu being...diffrunt frum whut yu be saying happind.... 🙄 If ai din't no beddor, ai'd awlmoast fink yu wuz MAYKIN TEH STUFFS UP!!! Silleh me...whaiEBBER wud aifink taht now???
              Sides, ai lubs goin awl ...lets teh stress owt...

              An nao ai shall goe habba nap...yu nawt gawt sum impotent lolyering tu duz oar sumpfin???

              1. Ai nawt gots teh memree prollums tm. Haosumebber, ar rezident leeglol beeglol EM seemz tu habbin a TROOF ishoo...yu gots sumpfin tu halping hur??

                Srsly, ai hazzawurried...

                1. yoo sed dat yoo kin members bout silleh ole TeeBee Shows, butt (snerk) nawt iffn yoo iz waring NE unnerwares!! SNC sawed dat too!!

                  AND... yoo sed yoo nawt memebres wot yoo habs furr brekkie ... sew argooendo, per se and jest becuz iz fun ... Yoo kin nawt members iffn yoo outted yer unnerwares Awn yer BUtt or iffn yoo eeted dem ...

                  all troofs and rashunawl konklooshuns basified onna yer own werds. So there

                  1. In FACT twas da faught ub yoo running round likee Schrödinger's Hussy in (maybee) eetable unnerwares dat got SNC so hot an boffered dat Lady SNC hadda do the Rumba Flannlol Nitey to get him bakk down to erff ....

                    1. Uh huh uh huh..an HU wuzzit, ai ax yu..taht juss coz ai nawt renemburd iffen ai puttid awn mai pantees taht mornin, twistifyed taht innersent remark intu ai eetid tehm??? Oar taht indeedy tehy wuz teh edibobblol bariety at awl??? (Otay , nawt sayin taht ai nawt own a fyoo parez ub stromberry-flayverd-bikkeenee-stylol) Hmmmmmmmmmm??*herry aibawl herry aibawl*??????

                    2. I see dat yoo do nawt deeny bein a Schrödinger's Hussy makin SNC wnder if yoo iz or izznt warin unnerwares ..

                      Ifinksew dat SNC furst broted ups da ideer ub eetable unners -- prolly affer hims bwaynium had boiled ober....

                      An yer sputterin an admissions sure seems to support da eetable unnerwares seen ario -- BUTT *snerk* ifinkew yoo am rite dat der iz no ebidence dat YOO ated dem .... [headnshake]

                      FangQ furr kleerin dat ups -- HOWSUMEBBERS!! Buy yer own addmisshuns Yoo AM A Schrödinger's Hussy hoo may or may not bee warin eetable unnerwares dat, iffn yoo am NAWT waring dem... may or may nawt hab been eeted by sumwun udder dan yoo.

                      Yesh -- its all KLEER now..

                    3. Ai ar NAWT Schrodinger's Hussy! Ai nawt Lucy oar Charlie Brown's neever!!! Der wuz no admishun, sputterin oar nawt, Miss Lolyerpants! Eggsept in yur braynium...Yu am puttin werdz in mai mouf...er...commints...
                      An poor liddol Snc nawt kin halping taht he gots teh testyrostermoans ub teh lesser secks. An taht whut's leff ub his mynd wurks in murky waze. Him wuz borndid lyke taht...! Asides, Ms Snc gots tu gedda chants tu waring teh flannlol true-sew ai gabe hur at dere engayjmint potty SUMTHYME!!!

                  2. Yoo gab Lady SNC an engayjmint potty dat yoo filled wiff flannol niteies -- an yoo eggspect her to wares dem??????

                    I attleest hoeps it wuxz a kleen potty ...

                    1. Ub COARSE it wuzza kleen potty! Wuzza gift! Yu finks ai gibz sh&tty gifts tu Ms. Snc??? O the hyooj !!!

                      *teh NOIVE ub sum peeplolz 🙄 !!!!*

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