Aye did nawt stells him!! Yoo leffed wiffy dat udder guy -- derz dat photo to prooves it!! Dis wun -- dats yoo ammn't it??
Nawt Mai fault yoo goofied up - yoo goofy fingie yoo ... BTW? I fink you needs a nee hare doo -- dat wun lookin a beet wornd owt ... jess sayin ...
Oh ... I kinnawt let yoo goes awn likee dat ...
*haz da hunky fyreman gwab GM an toss her ober him shoulder* do ya wanna boost her ups --- her hed am rite buy yer booty ... NO? otay bwing her heer. Yup plop her rite inna da seet and holds her down furr a minnoot
*fassens da "safetee belt"* *yank.. tuggg* OOOF, der dats tite enuf
Ok yoo kin lets her go now? No yoo still wann holds her? Welll -- shees goin ina da masheen ...
*pooshes da button to start da chair froo da automaticlolwasheewasheerinseerinseemasheen*
*runs down da lyne addin in sa lotions and potions...*
Lessee -- rose wadder furr all steps ... Oranjee shampoos ... lemminz kondishuners ...
*gibbs chare a poosh wen it gets stukked in da shampoo part* *peeks atta GM* sheesh OK -- dat wuz klose doh ...
*terns onna da sopper de dooper big ass hare dryers as da chare popps out da edn of da automaticlolwasheewasheerinseerinseemasheen*
*stops da dryer -- adds in da Oh Hella Tuff hare gela nd sparklol maker*
*rubrubrubrubrubrub* Ouch!! Sumpfink cutted me!!
*spins chare inna sooper fass circlol cirlol cirlol cirlol --- WEEEEEEE!! Wile da dryer am blowin*
DER!!! Da purfect ohai to da sky twirlee spinned Uppity upp upp doo!!!
TATADADAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Oh mai, GM!!!! U loook .... well . . . . . Words failz mii . . . . . I iz just speechless .....
beddar doh rite? Beddar dan dat towel onna da hed okkie look!!
Taht am NAWT me! An yu shud nawt be inkooridjin tihs..tihs....shaymless, brayzin womin mai leej!! 🙄
Ai nawt leftid teh bilding wiff taht old fart wiff teh hyooj schnozz neezer! Ai wuzz waytin fur teh hunky boi whut YU...yesh YU..miss dere am bizzy COMFORTING! Yu nawt seeing mai frosh lippy glawss??? Yu wun bizzy laydee, tahtz awl ai kin say...
at leestawes yoo gotted to be karried ober da hunky shoulder wiffy her hedd boppin offa hims booty ...
Ohhhhhhh frosh lipgloss *snaps finners*.... Dat eggslpaynes da red glossy smeerz all ober da fyremens bare ... um ... bakk... Yoo rite - yoo did hab on fresh lippy gloss --
*peeks at GM* I seeze dat it gone now ... ware did it go?.... Hmmmmm?
GM, yur hayrez...
um...
dey luk...
um...
O deer. :/
kewtie kitteh sez, "i dun't care how menny timez u goes tu EMz Harez Emporium, u will nebber b az beyootiful az mii." 😀
SPLORT WARNING!!!
Git ur CHRG here!!!
Haz sumwun bin playing kittin roolette agin?
*puts money awn cyoot*
Duz I win?
cyoot awlwayz winz!!
*thud*
(opinz wun
)
*psst cween..plz tu chekkify yr emayo*
*klozis
an wayts fur ccc oar hunkee fyremenz...applize lippygloss diskreetly*
AHEM...*tappitytaptap* owchowchowch...
*Heds tu neerist fyrehawl tu kollaps pick-chersklee in teh dribeway...applize moar lippy glawss*
Heer cumz deh resQer!!!
Sawree GM. Teh cyootie patootie wuz too layte. Hii sulkinged awl teh whey bak tu hims fyrehowse. 🙁
*Runs affer Hunky Fyremenz* Wayte furr mii I'll komfort yoo!!
Der der sweetie manz!! *pat pat pat* iz sowwe GM wentid wiffy dat udder fyremanz... *pat pat pat* Dats rite, jest cuddlol onna da .... um shoulder ...
So gud uv u tu comfort him. Hii looks so forlorn.......
Ooooo..yu..yu...fyremen steelin hussy!!!!...ai dunno...tween steelin Hans an nao mai hunky fyremans....eebil, taht swut yu am! Funneh...
...butt ebil!
EM =
Aye did nawt stells him!! Yoo leffed wiffy dat udder guy -- derz dat photo to prooves it!! Dis wun -- dats yoo ammn't it??
Nawt Mai fault yoo goofied up - yoo goofy fingie yoo ... BTW? I fink you needs a nee hare doo -- dat wun lookin a beet wornd owt ... jess sayin ...
Oh ... I kinnawt let yoo goes awn likee dat ...
*haz da hunky fyreman gwab GM an toss her ober him shoulder*
do ya wanna boost her ups --- her hed am rite buy yer booty ... NO? 
otay bwing her heer. Yup plop her rite inna da seet and holds her down furr a minnoot
sheesh OK -- dat wuz klose doh ...
*fassens da "safetee belt"* *yank.. tuggg* OOOF, der dats tite enuf
Ok yoo kin lets her go now? No yoo still wann holds her? Welll -- shees goin ina da masheen ...
*pooshes da button to start da chair froo da automaticlol washee washee rinsee rinsee masheen*
*runs down da lyne addin in sa lotions and potions...*
Lessee -- rose wadder furr all steps ... Oranjee shampoos ... lemminz kondishuners ...
*gibbs chare a poosh wen it gets stukked in da shampoo part* *peeks atta GM*
*terns onna da sopper de dooper big ass hare dryers as da chare popps out da edn of da automaticlol washee washee rinsee rinsee masheen*
*stops da dryer -- adds in da Oh Hella Tuff hare gela nd sparklol maker*
*rubrubrubrubrubrub* Ouch!! Sumpfink cutted me!!
*spins chare inna sooper fass circlol cirlol cirlol cirlol --- WEEEEEEE!! Wile da dryer am blowin*
DER!!! Da purfect ohai to da sky twirlee spinned Uppity upp upp doo!!!
TA TA DA DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Oh mai, GM!!!! U loook .... well . . . . . Words failz mii . . . . . I iz just speechless .....
beddar doh rite? Beddar dan dat towel onna da hed okkie look!!
Taht am NAWT me! An yu shud nawt be inkooridjin tihs..tihs....shaymless, brayzin womin mai leej!! 🙄
Ai nawt leftid teh bilding wiff taht old fart wiff teh hyooj schnozz neezer! Ai wuzz waytin fur teh hunky boi whut YU...yesh YU..miss
dere am bizzy COMFORTING! Yu nawt seeing mai frosh lippy glawss??? Yu wun bizzy laydee, tahtz awl ai kin say... 
Ohhhhhhh frosh lipgloss *snaps finners*.... Dat eggslpaynes da red glossy smeerz all ober da fyremens bare ... um ... bakk... Yoo rite - yoo did hab on fresh lippy gloss --
*peeks at GM* I seeze dat it gone now ... ware did it go?.... Hmmmmm?
GM, yur hayrez...
um...
dey luk...
um...
O deer. :/
kewtie kitteh sez, "i dun't care how menny timez u goes tu EMz Harez Emporium, u will nebber b az beyootiful az mii." 😀
Kitteh haz a berry boopablol nozey, aifinksew.
.
I likes himz kewtiee eerz wif deh whitee hairz inside and deh dark furz owtlining frum deh back.
Dat goes wiffy owt sezin aifinksew!!