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          1. AHEM...*tappitytaptap* owchowchowch...

            Fyne! *stawmp thud stawmp thud stawmp thud (boot cast)*

            *Heds tu neerist fyrehawl tu kollaps pick-chersklee in teh dribeway...applize moar lippy glawss*

              1. Sawree GM. Teh cyootie patootie wuz too layte. Hii sulkinged awl teh whey bak tu hims fyrehowse. 🙁

                1. *Runs affer Hunky Fyremenz* Wayte furr mii I'll komfort yoo!!

                  Der der sweetie manz!! *pat pat pat* iz sowwe GM wentid wiffy dat udder fyremanz... *pat pat pat* Dats rite, jest cuddlol onna da .... um shoulder ...

                  1. Ooooo..yu..yu...fyremen steelin hussy!!!!...ai dunno...tween steelin Hans an nao mai hunky fyremans....eebil, taht swut yu am! Funneh......butt ebil!

                    EM =

                    1. Aye did nawt stells him!! Yoo leffed wiffy dat udder guy -- derz dat photo to prooves it!! Dis wun -- dats yoo ammn't it??

                    2. Nawt Mai fault yoo goofied up - yoo goofy fingie yoo ... BTW? I fink you needs a nee hare doo -- dat wun lookin a beet wornd owt ... jess sayin ...

                    3. Oh ... I kinnawt let yoo goes awn likee dat ...

                      *haz da hunky fyreman gwab GM an toss her ober him shoulder*
                      do ya wanna boost her ups --- her hed am rite buy yer booty ... NO? otay bwing her heer. Yup plop her rite inna da seet and holds her down furr a minnoot
                      *fassens da "safetee belt"* *yank.. tuggg* OOOF, der dats tite enuf
                      Ok yoo kin lets her go now? No yoo still wann holds her? Welll -- shees goin ina da masheen ...
                      *pooshes da button to start da chair froo da automaticlol washee washee rinsee rinsee masheen*
                      *runs down da lyne addin in sa lotions and potions...*
                      Lessee -- rose wadder furr all steps ... Oranjee shampoos ... lemminz kondishuners ...
                      *gibbs chare a poosh wen it gets stukked in da shampoo part* *peeks atta GM* sheesh OK -- dat wuz klose doh ...
                      *terns onna da sopper de dooper big ass hare dryers as da chare popps out da edn of da automaticlol washee washee rinsee rinsee masheen*
                      *stops da dryer -- adds in da Oh Hella Tuff hare gela nd sparklol maker*
                      *rubrubrubrubrubrub* Ouch!! Sumpfink cutted me!!
                      *spins chare inna sooper fass circlol cirlol cirlol cirlol --- WEEEEEEE!! Wile da dryer am blowin*
                      DER!!! Da purfect ohai to da sky twirlee spinned Uppity upp upp doo!!!

                      TA TA DA DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!

                    4. Taht am NAWT me! An yu shud nawt be inkooridjin tihs..tihs....shaymless, brayzin womin mai leej!! 🙄

                      Ai nawt leftid teh bilding wiff taht old fart wiff teh hyooj schnozz neezer! Ai wuzz waytin fur teh hunky boi whut YU...yesh YU..miss dere am bizzy COMFORTING! Yu nawt seeing mai frosh lippy glawss??? Yu wun bizzy laydee, tahtz awl ai kin say...

                    5. Ohhhhhhh frosh lipgloss *snaps finners*.... Dat eggslpaynes da red glossy smeerz all ober da fyremens bare ... um ... bakk... Yoo rite - yoo did hab on fresh lippy gloss --

                      *peeks at GM* I seeze dat it gone now ... ware did it go?.... Hmmmmm?

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