well... nawt atta da moment az he wuz jest putt froo da washee washee rinsee rinsee clippy clippy masheen!! I hadda titen ups hims kollar a hole inch affer alla hims furrs wuz shavered off! Now wee kin reelee seize hims spotty belly!! Iz a splort sicheeashun NE times he rolls ober and wigglol wigglol wigglols onna hims bakk ...
Re-kawn-o-kat! Re-kawn-o-kat! Re-kawn-o-kat cud B chekkin owt d nayberhud 4 yoo atta saym tyme! Wut fun! Y wii nawt B finkin uv dis suuner? D paw-sibyl-iteez r ennless! Re-kawn-o-kat joinz Huvverkat an Monorayle Kat in d line-up uv serbissablol feelynz!
(Ai C wut dey R dooin ober dere....)
c? Dats jist wuttai meenz! D paw-si-Billiteez r ennless! Smudgeez hoomin kud eeben mayk a franchize owda dis! 2 hekk wiff goin 2 d orifice ebbry day! Jist staye at hoam and skedjule d re-kawn ow-purr-toonideez nd ko-lekk d munneez!
Hmmmm. Wunner if Re-kawn-o-kat taykz kreddikkardz? tm is ownlee a widdlol way awayz frum habbingz a FREE ayrline tikkie awn hur kard mylols. (Wunnerz iffenz shii kud buk a flyte awn Bunway Airlynez?)
Aifinkso re-kawn-o-kat mus hab a feem sawng, dunt u?
*tew teh tune uv teh spiderman sawng*
*sorta*
♫ Re-kawn-o-kat , Re-kawn-o-kat
Seez ur nawty an reportz it stat!
Misdeedz spottid, pixures taken
Shee mite keep kwiet for sum bayken!
Look owt!
Heer komes Re-kawn-o-kat!
WHOOT!! Clappity clappity clappity !!
Iz gud gud feem song BF!! Ifinksew day shud bee da kittehs hat has lernid to oberkome grabbity! Wood need a stwing still sew dey did nawt jest floats awae furrebber.
BAY! Dastz wut ai wuz JIST FINKING! Itz awl sew kleer 2 mii naow! N fack, minny minny fings R naow fawling (oopz! splat!) N-2 playss. Yesh! Naow tm unnerstanz wai shii hadda habz a auntie-floatashun debyss instawled awn hur bed lass spring! it'z awl in dere furz! tm's bed wuz sew fulluv Serena's fur dat sebbrul tymze tm woak up inna middlol uv d nyte wiff hur bed floatiNg inna ayr! Yesh! Itz troo! Sew af-tur d aunti-flowtashun serbiss wuz here, Serena duz hur doodie Nd chekkifyz eetch moarning 2 mayk shur itz still wurkiNg. Nd awl dis tyme ai wuz finking shii wuz ownlee taykin a napp! D liddlol darliNg! Sheez ownlee finkiNg uv her mawm's sayftee!
Hmmmm....Naow dat mawm am re-tyred, a noo sorss uv inkum myte B in oarder. Noat 2 sewf: kawntakt Smudgie's hooman ASAP 2 C abowt a-ranjin 4 a franchyz aw-purr-tuna-T...
Ai see dis nd am reeelyreeely glad mai hunka chunka howse panfur nawt intouristed in deez fings. Sheers, dwapes er wuteber it nono matter it all am commin down.
Hold On Daisey!!! Hold on!!
Niner Elebenty!! Wee needz sum Fyremens!! Yeah iza merjensea!! Mai kitteh am blowin awae!!
R d fyremenz gittin kloas yet? Kin U heer d syrenz? R dey heer yet? R dey? Huh?
*brush brush hair, checkkie fase 😯 fixify fase* HUH?? Yesh yesh yesh -- awlmosst heer -- jess holdz on -- an twy nawt to rip da drapperies K??
Turn off deh Big Ass Fan NOW, plz!
Butt .... Eye'm jess trin ta aire owt da haus ... 4 cats ya kno (an doze two stinky gogs) ....
😆
Wowt? Am yoo kawlin MAI Spencer-wootiewoot-boi d STINKEE?!?!? D NOIVE!!! [frown]
well... nawt atta da moment az he wuz jest putt froo da washee washee rinsee rinsee clippy clippy masheen!! I hadda titen ups hims kollar a hole inch affer alla hims furrs wuz shavered off! Now wee kin reelee seize hims spotty belly!! Iz a splort sicheeashun NE times he rolls ober and wigglol wigglol wigglols onna hims bakk ...
Omai starz, ahm fealin splorteh inna kneez juss imaging dat big boi puppeh belleh spawtz wigglol wigglol... uh.. ------------------------------------ huh?! Ahm ok. 😉
U cud tye a stwing awn Daisy an fly hurr lyke a kyte! Howers uv fun!
Daisey sez --- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re-kawn-o-kat! Re-kawn-o-kat! Re-kawn-o-kat cud B chekkin owt d nayberhud 4 yoo atta saym tyme! Wut fun! Y wii nawt B finkin uv dis suuner? D paw-sibyl-iteez r ennless! Re-kawn-o-kat joinz Huvverkat an Monorayle Kat in d line-up uv serbissablol feelynz!
(Ai C wut dey R dooin ober dere....)
Sum howz I kin see Smudgie doin dis -- nawt herseff, butt her flyin wunna her minions to get sum dirt onna Mrs. Murgatroyd at number 42 ....
c? Dats jist wuttai meenz! D paw-si-Billiteez r ennless! Smudgeez hoomin kud eeben mayk a franchize owda dis! 2 hekk wiff goin 2 d orifice ebbry day! Jist staye at hoam and skedjule d re-kawn ow-purr-toonideez nd ko-lekk d munneez!
C?? owr grammaz awwayz sed, "Owda ebbryfing bad, sumpin gud kumz!"
Hmmmm. Wunner if Re-kawn-o-kat taykz kreddikkardz? tm is ownlee a widdlol way awayz frum habbingz a FREE ayrline tikkie awn hur kard mylols. (Wunnerz iffenz shii kud buk a flyte awn Bunway Airlynez?)
Aifinkso re-kawn-o-kat mus hab a feem sawng, dunt u?
*tew teh tune uv teh spiderman sawng*
*sorta*
♫ Re-kawn-o-kat , Re-kawn-o-kat
Seez ur nawty an reportz it stat!
Misdeedz spottid, pixures taken
Shee mite keep kwiet for sum bayken!
Look owt!
Heer komes Re-kawn-o-kat!
WHOOT!! Clappity clappity clappity !!
Iz gud gud feem song BF!! Ifinksew day shud bee da kittehs hat has lernid to oberkome grabbity! Wood need a stwing still sew dey did nawt jest floats awae furrebber.
Aifinks kitteh iz lerning hao tu manipulate grabbity. Some ob dem ha gotten kwite gud at it. 🙂
BAY! Dastz wut ai wuz JIST FINKING! Itz awl sew kleer 2 mii naow! N fack, minny minny fings R naow fawling (oopz! splat!) N-2 playss. Yesh! Naow tm unnerstanz wai shii hadda habz a auntie-floatashun debyss instawled awn hur bed lass spring! it'z awl in dere furz! tm's bed wuz sew fulluv Serena's fur dat sebbrul tymze tm woak up inna middlol uv d nyte wiff hur bed floatiNg inna ayr! Yesh! Itz troo! Sew af-tur d aunti-flowtashun serbiss wuz here, Serena duz hur doodie Nd chekkifyz eetch moarning 2 mayk shur itz still wurkiNg. Nd awl dis tyme ai wuz finking shii wuz ownlee taykin a napp! D liddlol darliNg! Sheez ownlee finkiNg uv her mawm's sayftee!
Hmmmm....Naow dat mawm am re-tyred, a noo sorss uv inkum myte B in oarder. Noat 2 sewf: kawntakt Smudgie's hooman ASAP 2 C abowt a-ranjin 4 a franchyz aw-purr-tuna-T...
😆
Serena-wif-teh-auntie-flotashun-skills
YESH! Rememburrrr wen EM kawminted awn hur oawnlee wayin bowt fore pownderz? Datz kuz shi'z gawt sew mutch FURR eebn doh shii duzznt luk lyke it!) Ebben iffenz hur mawm yoozes d fur rayke awn her, by golleez, d neckts day itz awl groan bakk! Naow tm unnderstanz d sebberritee uv d sitchewashun Nd noze itz nessessesssiserry 2 keap awn brushing hur no matter wutz, oar sumday Serenza kud jist flote away! izza deli-kat sitchewayshun heer.
Ifinx yoar khan sept ob deez kittehz argh likened tu teh X-Men sooper dooper speshul powerd hoomanz!
😯 Ob korss! der muss bed X-Kittehz!!
Nawt bed! beE (bee)!!
well ... dey mite be bed kittehs too -- see da 50 shades lol ....
Ai see dis nd am reeelyreeely glad mai hunka chunka howse panfur nawt intouristed in deez fings. Sheers, dwapes er wuteber it nono matter it all am commin down.