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    1. Eggsalad traction?!? I dun gno abowt such fings in So Cal, but mehbii peeps in snow cubberd places should toss ovums & mayo & green unyunz awn teh roads instead ob salt. Just sayin'. ;-?

  1. *Comez in, luuks arownd*
    *Admirez teh simplisitee ob dis playce*
    *Testz teh mic*
    Ahem.....testin.....testin wun tu free fore. Um....ohai!! Iz dis teh partee tu hu ai am speekin??
    *Maykes hurrseff snerk*

      1. Ohai EM!! Ai bin guud, butt (!) hazza bizzee. Ai moobin at teh end ob teh munf, sew lawtz ob pakkin an organizin tu du. Am berry eggsiting doh!! Ower deer fren Gunnersmama haz bin uppydating me awn ebreefing. Ai missing yu awl sew mutch, iz juss dat RLS haz hit wffa feerce. Fings will settling daon suun, doh. Suun.
        *Crossez finners and tows*

        1. Kalmin down is gud! Butt Moobin is hard ... Wii weel beez heer wen yoo gets bored ... I wuz finkin SNC wood beez heer -- I wuz lookin furr hims and den I founded dis pikky onna Google Earff. I kinnawt beeleeb hims is out dribbin a trakktor --- silleh boi

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      oooo... did I skwish u?? sry. 😳

      Lubz ya!!

    2. 'NISER!!! 'NISER!!!

      Jist gawt bakkind hows frum raykin Nd ai nooze yoo sed yoo is pakkin (Mai Sympafeez 4 dat) sew yoo woant C dis till layder, butt! WELKUM!!!

  2. Poaks hed in wiffa kwikness. Ai seez taht teh lubbly 'Niser gottid mai emayo wiff teh linkee tu heer! YAY!!!! Ai kin bwing bakk a goggie bag frum teh birfingday potty tu! Um...butt ai yoozully habs teh edda mommy beenz an a seizure salid (no oh fence tu eppylepticks intended).....

    Unpoaks hed.....

    1. O COARSE yu am MOAST welome mai deer!! {{{{{{Shepmawm}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      It am mai sister'z 60rd birfingdae dinner...er..birfingdae potty...yu no...gunna potty lyke it'z nienteen-lebenty-nine...

      *dansdansdans*

  3. Sheesh! Tawk abowd nesting faylol! Ifink i mispostid mai commink awn the last lol! 😆

    Walkombing to ,Nuser adn Shepmom!! 😀

    Lemme juss yank the pyz, lemming ayd & nachohz i tew dis lol!
    Der! Enjoy! BBL

  4. *komz trudging in wiffa huge package draggin behind him*
    *oof* *scrape* *oof* *scrape*
    *phew*
    *unfolds teh package intu a football field size area*
    *attaches a nair pump tew wun end*
    *FWOOM* *Teh bownsey howse inflates tu ginormous proposhunz*
    *stix sordid toyz tew teh velcro ceiling*
    *adds disco lights inside*
    *check teh lights* *FLASH* 😯 *blink* *blink*
    *turns awn bubblol masheen* *bloop* *bloop* *bloop*
    *cranks awp teh bilt in music bawks*
    Dis am gunna be Dynamite!!!
    *dans dans dans*
    *sets awp seben T-Shirt lawn chair fingeez awn tri-pods*
    *loads eech wun with flannlol PJs*
    *FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
    *FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
    *FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
    *shoots orf firewurks and turns awn teh elbenty foot beeg screen below*
    It's gunna bii a grate yeer. HEEYAAAAH! HEEYAAAAH! HEEYAAAAH!
    *annownser voice*
    Kom wun, kom awl!!! Teh bownsey howse iz opin foar bidness!!!
    *dans dans dans*
    *takes rekwests foar sawngs*

          1. Ai'll get it dis time!
            *bownce wiffa vigor*

            *catch*
            *tumbols arownd on teh bowncy flore*

            Iz somefing in shinee paper...
            *rip rip tare teh paper*

            Luuk! Izza nip toy dat ai can play *toss pownse* wif teh Sillie Williie. 😀
            Fanksyew SNC!!

            1. 😎
              *I wunder hoo will find teh opposablol fumb plastik surgery 😕
              *gift certificate dat I hid awp there amung teh toys* 😈
              Wurld dominayshun iz just uh bownse away peeps. 😉

    1. By teh way. Ms. SNC halped me set it up.
      She chose teh selekshun awn teh myoosik bawks.
      Butt(!), az soon az I turnd it awn, shii dansd hurself silly rite owta teh ruum.
      She iz teh silly. 😆

  5. EEP! 😮 Wot did I do dis tiem?

    *puts awn bestest disguise of propriety*
    *tugs at tuxedo collar*
    *fluffs tayles*
    *brushes dander orf showders*
    *czechs breff*
    *smells pits* *sniff* *sniff*
    Do I offend?

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