Eggsalad traction?!? I dun gno abowt such fings in So Cal, but mehbii peeps in snow cubberd places should toss ovums & mayo & green unyunz awn teh roads instead ob salt. Just sayin'. ;-?
*Comez in, luuks arownd*
*Admirez teh simplisitee ob dis playce*
*Testz teh mic*
Ahem.....testin.....testin wun tu free fore. Um....ohai!! Iz dis teh partee tu hu ai am speekin??
*Maykes hurrseff snerk*
Ohai EM!! Ai bin guud, butt (!) hazza bizzee. Ai moobin at teh end ob teh munf, sew lawtz ob pakkin an organizin tu du. Am berry eggsiting doh!! Ower deer fren Gunnersmama haz bin uppydating me awn ebreefing. Ai missing yu awl sew mutch, iz juss dat RLS haz hit wffa feerce. Fings will settling daon suun, doh. Suun.
*Crossez finners and tows*
Kalmin down is gud! Butt Moobin is hard ... Wii weel beez heer wen yoo gets bored ... I wuz finkin SNC wood beez heer -- I wuz lookin furr hims and den I founded dis pikky onna Google Earff. I kinnawt beeleeb hims is out dribbin a trakktor --- silleh boi
Poaks hed in wiffa kwikness. Ai seez taht teh lubbly 'Niser gottid mai emayo wiff teh linkee tu heer! YAY!!!! Ai kin bwing bakk a goggie bag frum teh birfingday potty tu! Um...butt ai yoozully habs teh edda mommy beenz an a seizure salid (no oh fence tu eppylepticks intended).....
😎
*I wunder hoo will find teh opposablol fumb plastik surgery 😕
*gift certificate dat I hid awp there amung teh toys* 😈
Wurld dominayshun iz just uh bownse away peeps. 😉
By teh way. Ms. SNC halped me set it up.
She chose teh selekshun awn teh myoosik bawks.
Butt(!), az soon az I turnd it awn, shii dansd hurself silly rite owta teh ruum.
She iz teh silly. 😆
Its jest wayting furr sum aire hoels ---
*poink poink poink*
Heh, heh. GMTA, inna waye!
kinda .. sorta ... maebee 😕
Didju just cawl me an aire hoel?
WeL. Datz 2 saye, it WUZ prissteen.
Iz jest soffin it upz furr yoo ... *poink poink poink*
Ricardo Montalban hazza sad nao. 🙁
Dis haz eggsallad traction. Ai admire dat inna cowch.
*climb climb*
*run run*
*zooooooooommmmmmm*
That remids me ub how Teeka and Pogo boff runrunrun down da uppity stare hall wiffy her pointee ends deployed ... Now DAT am sum trakkshun ...
*snerk*
'cept teh kittehs foargit dat teh poynty ends only poynt wun way.
*run* *run* *run* *ZOOM down teh stairs, slip, crash BOOM*
Eggsalad traction?!? I dun gno abowt such fings in So Cal, but mehbii peeps in snow cubberd places should toss ovums & mayo & green unyunz awn teh roads instead ob salt. Just sayin'. ;-?
*Comez in, luuks arownd*
*Admirez teh simplisitee ob dis playce*
*Testz teh mic*
Ahem.....testin.....testin wun tu free fore. Um....ohai!! Iz dis teh partee tu hu ai am speekin??
*Maykes hurrseff snerk*
NISER Howza ya been!! Iz gud gud gud too seize yoo *gwabs Niser and twirls her about*
Ohai EM!! Ai bin guud, butt (!) hazza bizzee. Ai moobin at teh end ob teh munf, sew lawtz ob pakkin an organizin tu du. Am berry eggsiting doh!! Ower deer fren Gunnersmama haz bin uppydating me awn ebreefing. Ai missing yu awl sew mutch, iz juss dat RLS haz hit wffa feerce. Fings will settling daon suun, doh. Suun.
*Crossez finners and tows*
Kalmin down is gud! Butt Moobin is hard ... Wii weel beez heer wen yoo gets bored ... I wuz finkin SNC wood beez heer -- I wuz lookin furr hims and den I founded dis pikky onna Google Earff. I kinnawt beeleeb hims is out dribbin a trakktor --- silleh boi
Ooooh, a green traktor juss in thyme foar St. Paddy's Day!! Du yu suppoze it iz a Jon O'Deere??
Prolly -- Amn't all gween trakkytors Jon O'Deerez?
Vroooom! Vrooooom! BIG klowd uv eggzost kumz owda da stakk! Kawshun! Man At Werk!
ROFLPIMP!!!! WIN!!!!1!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!
ifinksew yoo needs ta puts a noo seet inna yer trakktor -- I nebber scene wun ware yoo stands up to dribe ....
I just du dat sew I can yooz my legz az shock absorbers wen I go ober teh bumpity bumps. 😎
Udderwise my rumpity-rump gets broozd. 😉
How duz yer hat stay on wiff dat manee bumpities?
It twists awn. I neber sed dat my hed wuzzint a liddlol bit screwy. 😛
I jes gawt dun digging uh trench foar Ms. SNC's waddur line tew teh gnu garden plot.
So I gawt dat goin' foar me, which is nice. *kermie armies*
A grayshuss gud afternoon to yoo, 'Niser.
Ohai CB!! Ai lubs yoar kostyoom!! A fyne Erin Goe Braghless tu yu!!
Wooot!!! *whips it awf, twurls it arownd hed, tosses it ohai up into teh aer*
😯
*Kitteh leepz ohai -- bakkflips an grab CB's Bragh outta da aire*
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oooo... did I skwish u?? sry. 😳
Lubz ya!!
*fluffs Nizer bakk ups agin*
Ohai mai deer cween!! Aifinkso EM pumpt teh air bakk in. Nao ai muss goez and pakking summoar BBL!!
'NISER!!! 'NISER!!!
Jist gawt bakkind hows frum raykin Nd ai nooze yoo sed yoo is pakkin (Mai Sympafeez 4 dat) sew yoo woant C dis till layder, butt! WELKUM!!!
{{{{{{{'Niser}}}}}}}} Ohai 'Niser. Nice ta sii yew!
Lily Tomlin - FTW!
Ohai, wii just gotted bak and now wii am leebing agin. going owt fur BBQ!!!! 😀
MMMMmmmmmmmMMMM BBQ!! Bwing us bakk a goggie bag K?
Poaks hed in wiffa kwikness. Ai seez taht teh lubbly 'Niser gottid mai emayo wiff teh linkee tu heer! YAY!!!! Ai kin bwing bakk a goggie bag frum teh birfingday potty tu! Um...butt ai yoozully habs teh edda mommy beenz an a seizure salid (no oh fence tu eppylepticks intended).....
Unpoaks hed.....
Ummm...de birfingday potty? .... .... ?
Wellll -- dat muss bee y dey hadda go to Carig's List furr peeps to go ...
*knock, knock...*
Ai cans come in?
O COARSE yu am MOAST welome mai deer!! {{{{{{Shepmawm}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
It am mai sister'z 60rd birfingdae dinner...er..birfingdae potty...yu no...gunna potty lyke it'z nienteen-lebenty-nine...
*dansdansdans*
{{{{{{{shepmawm}}}}}}}
Hoo'z there?
Land shark...er...candy-gram.
Baskit ob puppies?
{{{{{SNC and GM}}}}}
*hee hee*
😆
Sheesh! Tawk abowd nesting faylol! Ifink i mispostid mai commink awn the last lol! 😆
Walkombing to ,Nuser adn Shepmom!! 😀
Lemme juss yank the pyz, lemming ayd & nachohz i tew dis lol!
Der! Enjoy! BBL
*komz trudging in wiffa huge package draggin behind him*
*oof* *scrape* *oof* *scrape*
*phew*
*unfolds teh package intu a football field size area*
*attaches a nair pump tew wun end*
*FWOOM* *Teh bownsey howse inflates tu ginormous proposhunz*
*stix sordid toyz tew teh velcro ceiling*
*adds disco lights inside*
*check teh lights* *FLASH* 😯 *blink* *blink*
*turns awn bubblol masheen* *bloop* *bloop* *bloop*
*cranks awp teh bilt in music bawks*
Dis am gunna be Dynamite!!!
*dans dans dans*
*sets awp seben T-Shirt lawn chair fingeez awn tri-pods*
*loads eech wun with flannlol PJs*
*FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
*FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
*FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM**FWOOM*
*shoots orf firewurks and turns awn teh elbenty foot beeg screen below*
It's gunna bii a grate yeer. HEEYAAAAH! HEEYAAAAH! HEEYAAAAH!
*annownser voice*
Kom wun, kom awl!!! Teh bownsey howse iz opin foar bidness!!!
*dans dans dans*
*takes rekwests foar sawngs*
Wut sort ob toys mite b on teh velcrow seeling?
*takes a liddol jump tu get a beddor luuk*
Can't tell...
*bownces a liddol higher*
Wotcha seize up der bay?
Ai dunno...somefing shinee!
*bownces*
Wate, ai'll get it!
*bownces eben higher*
*batbatbat*
Yeah. Wotcha sii awp ther?
Hazza curious wot bayshang fownd since I did nawt unrap teh toys
wen I stuck dem awp ther.
I hoap nuffin' too risk kay.
Ai'll get it dis time!
*bownce wiffa vigor*
*catch*
*tumbols arownd on teh bowncy flore*
Iz somefing in shinee paper...
*rip rip tare teh paper*
Luuk! Izza nip toy dat ai can play *toss pownse* wif teh Sillie Williie. 😀
Fanksyew SNC!!
😎
*I wunder hoo will find teh opposablol fumb plastik surgery 😕
*gift certificate dat I hid awp there amung teh toys* 😈
Wurld dominayshun iz just uh bownse away peeps. 😉
By teh way. Ms. SNC halped me set it up.
She chose teh selekshun awn teh myoosik bawks.
Butt(!), az soon az I turnd it awn, shii dansd hurself silly rite owta teh ruum.
She iz teh silly. 😆
Well ...she wood haffta bee woodnt she?
EEP! 😮 Wot did I do dis tiem?
*puts awn bestest disguise of propriety*
*tugs at tuxedo collar*
*fluffs tayles*
*brushes dander orf showders*
*czechs breff*
*smells pits* *sniff* *sniff*
Do I offend?
no silleh -- yoo hadda biddniss emayo to taek kare ubs -- inna yer offishul cap assity
Yoo nawt hab a paair ub noyds doo yooze??
Cap assity? 😯
Shirley yoo am nawt surrprised dat SNC has an offishul cap assity am yoo...?
Hay -- dat reminders mee -- ware has Shirley bean (nawt Shirley da Tayle -- I knoz ware shee bee -- sheez awlwaez chasin Pogo awl ober da plase 🙄 )?
Am dat wut dey meen bai 'wearing ur ass fur a cap"?
I dunno I nebber herd dat wun .... Nawt shur I wanna gogglolify dat of nawt ... 😕
I did - gogglolify it. It meenz to bee beeted ups so bad yer ass am onna yer hed 😯 I hoeps dat nebber happinz to SNC!!